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WTB: Roofies


Carwhore

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I really hope this is a "Needs to change password" situation...

Meh, just do what I do. Talk. Doesn't matter what I say, the English accent always does the trick. I could be telling a girl about my stamp collection and I'd still get mauled. ;)

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I have a box of 3000 coiled with copper wire so you can get your groove on at about 90psi. The gun rents from Sunbelt at $26/day.

EDIT: Now I'm thinking about an actual roofie "gun". Just walk in the bar and shoot random girls with them like tranquiliser darts. A very strange visual. Maybe some kind of blow-gun would work? Aim for the girls with big mouths. Don't accidentally inhale the roofie lest you wake up in a pink frat house complaining that roofies make your bum hurt.

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