Vulcan_Rider Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [attach]2648[/attach] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Best pickup line I've ever had was, "Hi, I'm rich, own a fast bike, have a 10 incher and party in a different State every night, wanna come?" Works great till they find out, my name is Rich, my 10 speed is parked outside, the 10 incher is the height of my dog and the states I'm most often in are those of confusion, denial and inebriation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 You might as well get in the truck because I'm gonna follow you home anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "Does this smell like chlorof...?"<whoomp, fall on floor> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "I can drink you pretty, but I can't drink you thin"...when said to overweight womenz...your results may vary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 thought up by my friends for me to use(never have or will)"what can Brown do for you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Are you 18? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morningYou know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Lambo. (insert pecker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "Nice dress, Wanna' Fuck?"Will result in getting slapped in the face 9 out of 10 times....but for me, those are GREAT odds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 What will $40 get me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I am about to do something evil........Best pick up line..................Dodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost1888 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Hey, Hey bitch, how much for head? Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 my buddy always said "fat penguin"......"had to break the ice somehow" it actually worked decently well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "Would you like to play Pearl Harbor? I'll be America, you be Japan and blow the hell out of me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "I seem to have lost my number......can I borrow yours?""That's a nice outfit.......but it'd look better wadded up on my bedroom floor!""You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you""Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 my buddy always said "fat penguin"......"had to break the ice somehow" it actually worked decently well.My friend has one along the same line"What happens when a polar bear walks on thin ice"...."it breaks the ice, Hi my names......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "im the 2nd greatest man alive" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester3681 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 "That outfit is very becoming on you... of course if I was on you I'd be..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 If they're drunk enough:"C'mon, we gotta go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Do you know the blonde mating call?Oh, I'm so drunk!Do you know the ugly blonde mating call?I said, I'M DRUNK!Do you know the brunette mating call?Is that blonde bitch out of here yet?Do you know the redhead mating call?Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Do you know the blonde mating call?Oh, I'm so drunk!Do you know the ugly blonde mating call?I said, I'M DRUNK!Do you know the brunette mating call?Is that blonde bitch out of here yet?Do you know the redhead mating call?Next!My GF has black hair! Need one for black haired girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 My GF has black hair! Need one for black haired girls.What about blue hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Blue Hair pickup line?"Bingo night!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Do the naked man, works 3 out of 4 times guaranteed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 I've heard some stories about a guy who just go up to women and say "Do you want to have sex with me tonight."Apparently, half the girls just turn up their noses in disgust, some punch the guy, but some looked the guy up and down, and said either yes or no.If you're after sex instead of a night drinking in a bar, it might save some time, if you have the balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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