Scruit Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. What are your chances?I have to reach the Bourbon Distillery in Frankfort, Kentucky. I am travelling with the night-shift Operations guy from work, an server engineer from work and a rep from the martial arts supply warehouse. We are in a 5-series BMW, and I'm armed with a HK MP5. First zombie I have to kill is my wife. I think my chances are so-so.What did you guys all get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). Queens, NY- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. Two of my sisters and my wife- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.No clue...- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. A cannon, "Bombardier" on my phone. lol... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. HS friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I guess I need to get to Denver, CO as I'm watching the Thursday night game. I have with me my mom and two dudes from work. Im driving an 06-08 Lincoln Towncar, which I guess is going to be my weapon as well. I guess I'm screwed because the last person who text me was one of the dudes from work...down to two I guess. My odds... 0% lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Im trying to get to Queens, I have my boss, the guy from Firestone, and my dad with me. We are driving a Prius more than likely. I am packing a M4a1 and my first zombie kill is my GF.... .66% chance of survival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I guess I have to reach Washington DC (NCIS). I will have my dad(ex military/ truck driver), a female friend from college who at least can shoot, and Adam (bowdog). We will be traveling in a mid 2000's four door sedan, and we will have an assault rifle (GTA Chinatown) it says Russian so I assume its an AK47. The first zombie I have to eliminate is my wife. I would say I've got a 95% chance or better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm trying to get to South Park, Colorado. I'm traveling with my mom, my girlfriend, and 8mmDale(yes!). We are driving a twin rear axle dump truck. I am armed with an aperture science portal gun and my first zombie kill is my friend Ben. If Dale is allowed his full auto goodies, I think we're good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rctaylor Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). Scranton, Pennsylvania- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. Mother, Grandfather, friend of mine James. Mother and Grandfather are so-so, but James is an outdoorsy-survivalist gun-lover.- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.BMW M5, driving just like a BMW owner does.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. Last video game I played with a gun involved was the AC-130 Mission in Call of Duty. Do I get all the guns mounted to the M5? Looking good if so..... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. My buddy Sean. Sorry dude.What are your chances?Chances are good unless we run out of gas from lugging around a 10-ton cannon and several miniguns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country).Miami Florida (Dexter)- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone.Wife, And two guys from work.- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.Combine with bean head (fuck'n farmers).- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.Fatman (Fallout 3, I must thank the kids for this.) - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. The wife.What are your chances?Good.Combine is the only real problem I see. Getting fuel in it and what not. Other than that its three dudes in a combine. AWSOME!!!!Well not really but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country).Quahog, RI (yes family guy)- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone.Dude from work, my Dad and girlfriend- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.05-08 Chevy Suburban (god damn women drivers)- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.ACR 6.8 (MW3)- The first zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. Real good friend (already discussed this that if either became a zombie the other would kill him no remorse)What are your chances?95%Pretty good as Dad is a Army Ranger and I'm a decent shot and so is the girlfriend only worry is gas. Dude from work is an unknown but hes a big guy so he can help hold doors shut from the horde while we pick em off Edited November 18, 2011 by TheBrown57 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). I have to get to Miami, Fl. (brun notice)- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. My fiance my dad and my brother- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.were driving a Mercury Marauder (old faulk in zanesville driving like a tard, set through a goddam green light)- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. My weapon is a SCAR rifle (battlefield bad company)... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. I have to kill the owner of Briar rabbit firstWow, , . . ... I think my chances are better than average. Edited November 18, 2011 by Beegreenstrings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm trying to get to South Park, Colorado. I'm traveling with my mom, my girlfriend, and 8mmDale(yes!). We are driving a twin rear axle dump truck. I am armed with an aperture science portal gun and my first zombie kill is my friend Ben. If Dale is allowed his full auto goodies, I think we're good.That would make for a very fun Zombie apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 My safe.location.is.gonna be the farm house on walking dead.my teamis my wife Adam Parks and my dad.first zombie I'm gonna have to kill is Jagr. We are gonna be driving in my 4 in lifted Chevy truck completely redneck style. My gun would be a surpressed acr 6.8 with an aimpoint or some kind.of dot scope.I am pretty sure we are going to be ok. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Looks as if I am headed to Chicago in a Jeep Liberty (driven by some empty headed brunette who is unaware of anything outside the perimeter of her windshield) with my wife, and the two guys who host the afternoon sportstalk show on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland, Bull and Fox. I will be using a Javelin missile launcher, and the first zombie I will kill will be r1crusher. I can probably do all that and be back before bed tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motozachl Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I have to get to Daytona in Florida but have to go with the parts guy at Rick Rouche, my buddy in Canada, and my brother. We are driving a smart car armed with a cm901 and I have to kill a gym friend. My chances are 99% if we ditch the car and just walk there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Apparently, I'm headed to Pasadena, CA, in the spaceship from Galaga (assuming that that supersedes the POS minivan I honked at). My traveling partners are a good friend (who also works as personal security/firearms/hand-to-hand) and some jackass from a phishing scam. Unfortunately, I had to take out the third member of the team--the Wife. I think my chances are good with the spaceship, and feeding the jackass to the zombies to distract them is just gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. What are your chances?-Denver, CO-2 chicks and my dad-early 2000's F150-DMR from Halo which I think equates to an AR-15-one of the chicks in my groupSeems I'm set with the gun and vehicle, but not with location and my group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. What are your chances?I'm headed to Columbus(Morning News), my team is three friends from work, my vehicle is a Subaru WRX STi, and I don't have a weapon(can't remember the last video game I played). The first Zombie I'll have to kill is Pokey(sorry buddy!).Chances...slim to none, seeing that I don't have a weapon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojocho Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I think I'm screwed...- The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). I have to go to Chicago, Dallas,Cleveland, and California somewhere...was watching Diners, Drivers, and Dives...- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. Wife, Dir of Operations at work, and Diana from Chase Fraud Protection - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.Dodge Minivan- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. shotgun- The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.Buddy from work.Pretty sure based on all the places I have to get to I'm screwed. Although Diana from Chase seemed "Nice". But the wife will be with me as well. Maybe they be "friends"...THis zombie event just turned into Zombie POrn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). South park, co- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. My dad, sister, and the guy I have started seeing- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.Cadillac CTS - Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. The gun off of an A-10 again ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. Good bye charter coordinator at work, Shouldn't have given me that shitty assignment What are your chances?I am going with 95% chance of survival. My dad is a huge gun nut as well as an air force academy grad, my sister is a psyco hippy so she will be dead soon anyways. As for the guy I am seeing.... I should probably figure out what his feelings are about guns. The sex isn't good enough for me to keep him around if he is anti guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. What are your chances?I have to reach the Bourbon Distillery in Frankfort, Kentucky. I am travelling with the night-shift Operations guy from work, an server engineer from work and a rep from the martial arts supply warehouse. We are in a 5-series BMW, and I'm armed with a HK MP5. First zombie I have to kill is my wife. I think my chances are so-so.What did you guys all get?Was watching "cheaper by the dozen" last night with the GF... So I guess I have to go to Evanstan, Illinois. Not too far, 6-7 hours of driving. Less, with no speed limit My team, the last 3 ppl that called me... Girlfriend, church elder who's the volleyball team captain, and an Ex-Girlfriend with whom I'm still friends. Good thing she and the GF get along --Can't remember the last person I honked at in traffic. Guess we have no vehicle -- First person to kill/last person who texted me... A buddy from my car club who lives on the west side. That's what he gets for TXTing me Jew jokes!-- My weapon: A Crossbow-B Battlmech from my Battletech MUX. Mouhahahah! It's ammo-based, but it has Streak launchers, so they only fire if they have a solid lock and they'll hit If you want something more realistic, I was playing Wesnoth, so it's either a white mages "lightbeam" spell, or a sword/mace from a swordsman/heavy infantry/shock trooper. Edited November 18, 2011 by Josh1234 typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demitrix Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I have to reach London England (Top Gear)I'm travelling with my friends Ben, Carlin, and my mom.We don't have a vehicle cause I can't remember when i got honked at last.We do however have an attack helicopter from Saints Row IIIUnfortunately I have to kill my friend Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oh shit. Uhm. The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). I have to make it to Quahog, Rhode Island. Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. I have Art (Artmageddon), my dad, and Carie (CbrGirl). Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic. Guess that'd be an F250. Dumbass wouldn't turn even though we had a green arrow this morning. Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. Walther WA2000 The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. Parks (4DAIVI PAI2K5) which is just freaking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBBaron Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I guess I have to get Denver, CO in some cheap compact with 2 guys from work and my wife after killing my Mom with a Desert Eagle .503 pasty engineers and girl who thinks Red Roof Inn is roughing it trying to get half way across the country in tiny beat up car does not spell well for success. Even the DE is probably not a great gun for the job. Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you. Parks (4DAIVI PAI2K5) which is just freaking hilarious.Couple folks got it in for Adam. Poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oh shit. The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). I have to make it to Quahog, Rhode Island. Ill see ya there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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