baptizo Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Quick! Choose one....Ohio or Florida?http://www.fox4now.com/news/local/187981261.htmlNORTH FORT MYERS - A bizarre story tonight you have to see to believe. It begins when a naked carnival worker climbs up on a North Fort Myers couple's roof and it ends with several shots fired and a neighborhood wondering why this even happened. Four in your Corner's Mike Mason is here now with this unbelievable story.This couple had no idea who this man was and you can tell they were scared to death by listening to the frantic 911 call. Things are now quiet in this rural section of North Fort Myers but residents are still on edge after a man terrorized their neighbors Monday night.Operator: "Okay sir, I need to know who you shot."Tony Land: "I don't know who the hell he is, he's naked and he run into my damn house."The chilling 911 call tells the story. At around 7pm Tony and LaDonna Land were in their bedroom when they heard a sound like thunder. Tony tells police he went outside and found a crazed man on the roof - completely naked. He then jumped off, landed on Tony and began punching him.Operator: “Sir, sir what is going on?”Tony Land: "(Bleep) you're fixing to die now!"According to reports, 21 year old Gregory Bruni from Venice ran into the couple's house and grabbed their TV and that's when Tony told his wife to "get the gun". LaDonna fired 3 rounds from her .38 caliber but missed. The terrified couple then called 911.Tony Land: "Lay down, I'm talking to you, I won't say it again! Lay down, (bleep) give me my shotgun now I need the shotgun not the pistol, I'm going to...."Bruni was held at gunpoint until deputies arrived. He was then taken to Lee Memorial Hospital to be evaluated.Tony Schall: "He's under observation at the hospital and then they'll arrest him after he's released from the hospital."According to reports, Bruni is a carnival worker. Neighbors suspect he may have been in town for an upcoming fair at the Lee Civic Center next door.Tony Schall: “We need to figure out who this guy is and why he was acting that way and proceed appropriately."Bruni is still at the hospital. He faces a number of charges including battery, burglary and criminal mischief. A toxicology test will determine what if any drugs he had taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 WTH....play guess the drug? Although carny's are a little off to begin with sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 God I wish this was all on video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I say we ban assault testicels because clearly they are threat to the public 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 We need to take this fool to Deal Gap with us this June, hangin' with him sounds like a real hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I see no mention of poo or wanking in the article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I see no mention of poo or wanking in the article.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.htmlIn Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911."I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.Masturbated in the living room.Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.Defecated on the floor in two places.Drank the contents of the vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tonik Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Ok, that link is much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Anyone else click on this thread expecting a pic or vid of MidgetTodd? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 It wasn't me this time, honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Anyone else click on this thread expecting a pic or vid of MidgetTodd?Yes, i figured it was since he could not post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Bite me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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max power Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I know a Greg Bruni. Spells it differently, but he's not far above certain carney like behavior. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Casper Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I know a Greg Bruni. Spells it differently, but he's not far above certain carney like behavior. Send him the news article and post his reply. I can't wait to hear this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Bath salts. It's a helluva drug!My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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