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Letterman's top 10

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!

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I got a gun for my wife.....I think it was a good trade.

I was about to say what about a woman with guns?

Me to, but lately guns are costing more than hookers.

That reminds me can you help me with the dead hooker in my trunk? not sure what to do with her.

Letterman's top 10

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!

You can always buy a muzzle, horse bit, or a plastic bag for a woman!

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