Gump Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Letterman's top 10Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the Number One reason#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 You could probably trade an old .44 for 2-3 new .22's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 This is all true. No arguments from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vf1000ride Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Sad to say but this is probably why I am still single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 This is all true. No arguments from me.:lol:you are a champ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 I got a gun for my wife.....I think it was a good trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howabusa Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 That is the best top ten list I have ever heard! And so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Sad to say but this is probably why I am still single. Me to, but lately guns are costing more than hookers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 My wife did not find this as funny as i did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ninjachic Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) I got a gun for my wife.....I think it was a good trade.I was about to say what about a woman with guns?Me to, but lately guns are costing more than hookers.That reminds me can you help me with the dead hooker in my trunk? not sure what to do with her. Letterman's top 10#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!You can always buy a muzzle, horse bit, or a plastic bag for a woman! Edited January 30, 2013 by ninjachic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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