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My wife is not knocked up....


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I have the wife do post sex jumping jacks. I also push her down the stairs once every two months just to make sure. The wife has had her tubes tied for years. I still push her down the steps though.

Careful she will start kicking you to be sure too.

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I have the wife do post sex jumping jacks. I also push her down the stairs once every two months just to make sure. The wife has had her tubes tied for years. I still push her down the steps though.

Kinda true...but it's hard to get pregnant by a Duracell! :rolleyes:

Careful she will start kicking you to be sure too.

He prefers flogging! :lol:

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