r1crusher Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Oh shit! Cock fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 No he did not and I am still pissed about it.You guys need a room. Preferably one with model trains and copious amounts of imitation crab meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 At least these doomed bubbys aren't going around saying "WE'RE pregnant". Every time I hear a guy say that I want to kick him in the scrote. Then I realize they are in his wife's purse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have a friend that's been doing that and I've hit him in the balls everytime saying "lets prevent that from happening twice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have the wife do post sex jumping jacks. I also push her down the stairs once every two months just to make sure. The wife has had her tubes tied for years. I still push her down the steps though.Careful she will start kicking you to be sure too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 You guys need a room. Preferably one with model trains and copious amounts of imitation crab meat.Naaa we normally wear our helmets boots and gloves in a room full of Rossi posters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Naaa we normally wear our helmets boots and gloves in a room full of Rossi postersRole playing Rossi is YOUR choice, you know I prefer to be Pedrobot, he's all cute and tiny and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Shit...it kicks in at the mid 30's mark and will run into their 40's.Ask me how I know. My Wife is about to hit 43 and I can assure you that she hasn't kicked in yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingingchic Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 I have the wife do post sex jumping jacks. I also push her down the stairs once every two months just to make sure. The wife has had her tubes tied for years. I still push her down the steps though.Kinda true...but it's hard to get pregnant by a Duracell! Careful she will start kicking you to be sure too.He prefers flogging! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Hey, more $$$ for toys!!! Good for you, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 9, 2013 Report Share Posted March 9, 2013 Shit...it kicks in at the mid 30's mark and will run into their 40's.Ask me how I know. So, my wife being 7 years younger than me could be a bad idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Neither is my girlfriend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Neither is my girlfriend! Yea, about that, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 So MP, is she still not knocked up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 So far so good. She's considering having the passageways fried. Good thing they can't get preggo through the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) Oh sweet thread resurrection. Glad to see most of us are not taking an extra deduction this tax year. Just means more for the racing fund. Edited January 24, 2014 by r1crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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