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  1. bet you've never had the opportunity to say that before.
    6 points
  2. Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
    2 points
  3. I killed 6 Xmas Ales on Tuesday. Add them to the map.
    2 points
  4. My offspring will rule the world!!!!!
    1 point
  5. Good info mojocho.... I know people may not listen to Dave Ramsey because he is a Christian, but his 7 baby steps is awesome. Put it this way, we were on step 2 and an emergancy came up with medical insurance and us owing back pay. My wife ended up paying out extra every paycheck to get caught up. Kinda put us in a bind, but the savings account kept the lights on, food in the fridge, bills all paid and baby good to go. Dave Ramsey - 7 Baby Steps
    1 point
  6. Hey! I have a job, love kids and am extremely good looking (at least thats what momma says) but I dont help with housework, thats womens work. Now go make Howard a sammitch!
    1 point
  7. sharebuilder has a promo going on where you get $50 for opening an account. it's right on their home page, but it is code 50WS10 good luck with investing. I haphazardly bought a bunch of different stocks when it was free to trade (zecco) and I haven't touched it for about a year (kinda forgot about it). some stocks did well, like ford and a couple others. Personally, I'd just buy in to some mutual funds and let her sit.
    1 point
  8. oh look, michael J drew a portrait of you with his favorite toy
    1 point
  9. the only jobs you would be able to get with a name like that involve gardening or drywall
    1 point
  10. congrats! and i'll be second to recommend jeff's ideas of Carlos Spicyweiner and Armstrong Dicksmasher.
    1 point
  11. dantbralla? that seems a bit, um, ethnic to me.
    1 point
  12. I thought there was a law against you reproducing... Congrats man, exciting times, and rough ones too. +1 on this! Being a new parent is rough, but fun. Having a schedule, not a strict one, but one that is easy for you does amazing things. My wife and I put our kid on one and she is pretty easy to take care of. She goes to bed on her own without us having to "rock" her to sleep. Been doing it since two months... And no, I do not know everything
    1 point
  13. Take all your nice stuff, put all of it in storage. You are allowed to take it back out in 20 years. Both of you will make the best parents!
    1 point
  14. Congratulations you two. I've no doubt that you'll be wonderful parents.
    1 point
  15. Ahhh, this explains the "would you put your kid in this car seat strapped to a bike" thread from the other week... Forgot: Congratulations!
    1 point
  16. wow, congrats Ben and Carie! on a similar note.... this is terrifying
    1 point
  17. Congrats Ben and Carie, I know you didn't ask for tips, but I have only one, well 2.... get the baby on a schedule. It will be easier in the long run, and 2 everyone who has ever had kids thinks they know everything about raising them. Everyone is full of Shit!!!! Do whatever works.....well short of breaking the law or harming them too badly. HAVE FUN!!!!
    1 point
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  19. Guess I'll congratulate you guys on here as well! Good luck!
    1 point
  20. So when does the, "come up with a name for our baby" start, and what are the rules. I can see a baby boy named Busa already. Then again...if its a boy, you could always just name it after Me! A very big Congratulations to you both!
    1 point
  21. Quick! Give your balls away, because you won't need them for 19 years... Congrats-
    1 point
  22. Congrats, Ben! Now that you've done your part, you can relax and take it easy.
    1 point
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  24. You guys are pregnant?? Congratz!!
    1 point
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  26. Mike's Custom Garage 25 Marion Street Mount Vernon, OH 43050-1521 (740) 392-2358 He's been doing my familys exhaust for 20+ years now, it doesnt get a whole lot better than the work that mike does.
    1 point
  27. Mj I can't hear you from the kitchen . Justin screw you. Brian im calling imigration.
    1 point
  28. I wish I wasn't out of rep, this sequence has tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard
    1 point
  29. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex I feel like I should be an equal opportunity hater today.
    1 point
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  31. You wouldn't vote for them?? They're about the last chance this country has.
    1 point
  32. i knew letting you people be friends with me on facebook was a bad choice
    1 point
  33. I'm not hip on all the laws and shit but you said yourself you deliberately waited until the very last possible moment to move. This was an act done on purpose. I understand you don't want to be wrong, for us Italians thats kind of our thing. I'm not sitting here trying to tell you whether you are right or wrong, I just think that in the future more thought should be given to the consequences of your actions
    1 point
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  35. How isbeing a tool a taste test for karma? And since when are you judge and jury? Maybe the fella riding your ass was trying to make it to a hospital to say goodbye to his dying wife. Congrats you made him miss his last chance. Now who has the bad karma?
    1 point
  36. At least for a Garmin. When you plug it into your computer there's a trip log of everywhere you have been. Not trips you have asked it to route but everywhere you have been. So if you're out whoring around make sure you delete that.
    1 point
  37. Top poser for 2010? I dunno, there's lots of candidates...
    1 point
  38. make your own lojack out of a cell phone and gps module.
    1 point
  39. So you almost caused a crash on puropose and you're proud of it? Nice.
    1 point
  40. I usually put my hazards on and give fair warning for debris..... except for that one guy and I spun him out into it. I showed him what happens to people with baby on board signs.
    1 point
  41. Can I buy a vowel? "E". Id like to solve the puzzle Pat.
    1 point
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