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99ta, I recognize you're sig pic from SVTP. I'm good friends with Steve, Frank, Troy, and all them boys. I was out at Steve's Sunday night and he was talking about how good your brother's car ran for having a pulley only. I've got 2 guys wanting to buy my car right now so I'm thinking about using it as my chance to try out a C5 Z06 or at least a heads/cam FRC, but if I hang onto it I'll be adding a bottle, new tune, and drag radials this year to keep up with the twin screws. Finally getting rid of the 4x4 status is in the plans as well.

Back from the dead... Here are a couple pics of my current toy Dirty, first day I put on the new wheels and tires. http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/mcwilliams1/df3a0107.jpg A little cleaner http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/mcwilliams1/1cb2c7e7.jpg http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/mcwilliams1/6a41b765.jpg My beater http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/mcwilliams1/cfb0187e.jpg

chivalry IS dead, and women killed it!

Hey my name is Joe and I'm getting a plymouth laser in a week and my brother (Launchin1st) said I should join. I know some things about cars but I'm alway looking to learn more. Got a Toyota Celica some time in December, but I started to have problems when I got it so he told me tojoin to see if I could get advice about my new car.

Why the saltiness towards the Steelers? It isn't one or two of the crazies, but all of Cleveland. I don't get it. I don't like the Cowboys, but I'm not pissed off every time they win. It's not like Pittsburgh signed LeBron.

Challenge him at opening his eyes all the way....

hey faggots. joes a good kid. he should fit in well. i will make sure no unwanted rice is applied to any of his cars. hows the snow? it was 70+ today. i was all hot and stuff. i only miss skyline and whitecastles but not ohio the only rust out here, is the shit people bring from ohio. so many cars ive never even heard of just driving around. and holy shit, the chicks are so hot. i think the hot chick to enormous fatty is like 30:1. so, enjoy your bif's and cankles. gotta go, the a/c is getting a litlle chilly, better turn it off. and please, if our ever out my way, bring skyline, and you will have a place to stay. otherwise, piss off.

You're going to be close by and didn't even tell me? I see how it is. See if I make fun of you for riding a Busa anymore, after that.

we're married; there is no "my" money except what I can carry in my wallet. Besides, "my" money wouldn't cover the mortgage, the payment on our tow vehicle, satellite TV, utilities, grocery, and a trackday habit. I would never admit to her that it's lopsided, but I do my fair share of superfluous spending. If she wants an iPhone, it's not THAT expensive; especially when I spend $500/month on trackdays all summer. as for 'making other guys look bad,' I'm not doing it to make anyone else look bad; I'm doing it because I know my wife likes it when she thinks people envy her. That sounds totally superficial, and it likely IS entirely superficial - but EVERY chick in the world wants to be envied a little. Like I said in my earlier post, it's a combination of showing that you care, and getting her positive attention from OTHER people. Nothing gets you laid like OTHER girls telling your wife/gf how hot/sweet you are. If they're already thinking it, then great; but women gossip and talk about this shit. To have her boss and coworkers gushing over the flowers I send her at work while they bitch about their own boyfriends makes me look that much better by comparison. consider it a tactical move toward 2xITB

ruh roh, paypal was hitting on his woman...

so this one time, wheezle... so this one time, zerocrash...

bastard!

So this one time I was driving down the road and this car came up behind me...

Go to Arby's get a medium roast beef sandwich. bring it home, and put an oyster in the middle and tell her to eat it without any utensils. If she does, then she can change teams and you'll never have to worry about this shit ever again. If she tells you 'Fuck off' and doesn't leave you, then you know she simply loves you for who you are, therefore gifts are unnecessary and you'll never have to worry about this shit ever again. If she leaves you, see results A and B.

Those look like someone stuck strawberries in their butt. Ewww!!

Hate isn't the opposite of love - indifference is.

Ahhh... I remember when I lost my virginity too

MeewwwHaaaHaaaaHaaaHaaa The dark side is strong in you Midget

i cant believe its been overlooked..... dick-in-a-box. done.

don't buy her anything, since you aren't into buying diamonds she will probably be leaving soon anyways

Yeah knowing first hand your not the best person to ride behind... cough* slow * cough... hey now im sure youll improve in the years to come..

you gotta keep up with the styles these days, and anal is the new black. Toss some glitter on that thing, make sure it's shiny. I hear she loves that. Leave her a card when you're done. Something heartfelt. "Sorry for your loss", or similar. V-D '11 - Done.

If I remember correctly you said you have been with her for 11 years. Go out and buy the damn dozen roses but make her work for them. Set up a scavenger hunt and each place put a rose and a note with a memory or why that place is special i.e. first date, frist kiss, first time you said you loved each other all that bull shit. You will be holding the last rose and give so sappy speech and tell her how much you love her. Later that night PIIHB

wellll its not the final answer because every time I've mentioned to the guy with the red one that I was waiting on the Phoenix guy hes dropped his price more. So we'll see what happens with that if I get the Phoenix why do I need to learn to ride it, its all about how you look standing next to it at bike night

PIIHB and tell her the holiday is wack. Honestly, I think it means more when you do random things during the year than the same day that everyone else is doing it because society tells you to. I just do a little gift and a card. I'm an awesome husband year round.

Somethin' about those phoenix graphix have always made me think "chick bike" Should be perfect for you Turtle

the only answer is piihb. clearly.

Just a suggestion, but we love flowers and all but the plant thing is a great idea! Then we can think about you in three months when its still alive and beautiful! Sean got me an orchid when I had surgery last year and I still have it!

Cliffs notes?

2003 CBR 600RR. Likes: when I pull the throttle really hard, I get tossed back in my seat and the bike goes BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! it makes girls' clothes fly off. Before they have time to get their knickers back on though, I've seen everything. I've seen it all. I can smoke some douchebag in a riced out Civic. I can smoke some douchebag in a riced out Toyota. I can hit 88 MPH so fast that Michael J. Fox stops shaking out of fear. Cons: Engine's too small. If I had a bigger engine, I could ride counter to the Earth's rotation and go back in time. It doesn't fly, or transform into something that does fly. It doesn't talk. I keep asking it to go into super pursuit mode, but the damn thing keeps ignoring me. A bunch of people decided it would be cool to write all over it. They were kinda stupid though, almost all of them wrote their names. Finding them should be easy.