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I flap my arms like a bird.

You had 48 monkeys in your garage but half of them got sent back to the zoo. The monkeys used to poop 9 times a day but their new diet has them pooping 3 more times each day. How many times a day do all of your remaining monkeys poop? That is 288 poops people.

How's it going all? Name's Franchi, just signed up, on a few national forums but wanted to get on board with a local forum too so here I am! The fun car is a 2006 Mustang GT, 320 rwhp at last dyno, cai, pullies, delete plates, off road H, Bassani exhaust, 4:10 gears, Comp Cams, SCT X3 tuner, pro 5.0, all I can remember off top of my head. Enough talk! More pics! http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/sogwap55/4-4.jpg http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/sogwap55/3-5.jpg http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/sogwap55/1-4.jpg Look forward to chatting on the boards with folks and trustingly attending some local events. Thanks!

Could've been James "Bubba" Stewart?

A. Slopy donkey is a shitty as bar 2. Last time I checked they didn't have any parking iii. You're a fucking moron

Probably jumps up on the seat, turns around, drops trou and wiggles his butt...

And Charlton Heston. That shit was real.

only until the cops caught up to you on your slow-ass honda furry (sic)

I ride a sport bike and a scooter; I consider the scooter to be about the same as a cruiser without the stupid obnoxious loud fucking noise. I ride with gear when riding my sport bike and without gear when riding the scooter. I have been down on a sport bike with protective gear except jeans and had road rash everywhere on my legs. I now wear protection on my legs riding the sport bike but still wear nothing except sunglasses on the scooter. I have three sets of leathers, three sets of racing boots, four helmets, three pairs of gauntlet gloves, two sets of textile/mesh jacket/pants combos and an Alpinestars one piece Aerostich type riding suit and I use all of them depending on the weather or other varying factors. I ride the same pace on the scooter as most cruisers and have decided to assume the risks associated with no gear riding in that manner. I know there is a chance that someone might run into me but riding is dangerous no matter what and everyone accepts varying levels of risk, if mine is different than yours both of us are right. If you are new to riding sport bikes and try to follow guys with more experience you are assuming more risk than the people who have learned how to control their bikes better even though both are wearing gear. Who has the superior moral safety stance in that situation? Trying to judge others choice about their level of risk assessment kind of stupid especially for people who ride motorcycles when there are people who think riding them is just stupid with or without gear. Mind your own business, wear and ride what and how you need to make you happy, leave others to do the same. I guarantee that the folks you see riding differently than you are enjoying their ride just as much as you are. Should people who can ride better than others think that those without the same skills shouldn’t be riding at all because they are being stupid not knowing how to handle a bike very well? Your opinion of me, what I wear, how I ride doesn’t affect you and my opinion of what you wear, how you ride shouldn’t affect you. Leave the judging about riders to people in four wheeled vehicles. Shut up and ride.

What the hell is a taint? lol EDIT: Multi-quote FAIL! "self facepalm"

I often get called power ranger. To which I often reply yep Ill kick your ass using gymnastics. Then I point out the scuffs on it and explain that it was a wise investment since it has saved my skin already.

At a minimum I wear gloves, jeans, leather jacket with armor,regular leather boots and a helmet. If the ride is going to be more spirited I will wear riding boots, over the wrist gloves, my leather riding suit with shorts and a sweat wicking t-shirt, and my helmet. Even on a super hot day the full leathers aren't bad with the shorts and t-shirt underneath. The first time I took my fiancee for a ride on my old cruiser. I showed up at her place with my spare helmet. She answered the door in a a tank top shorts and flip flops. She got pissy with me because I made her put on jeans + boots and my mesh jacket before I'd let her on the bike. Nowadays she's starting to ride her own bike and points people out that aren't wearing gear. She often say did you see that dumbass without a helmet? I've got to remind her that she used to try to ride in shorts, tank top and flip flops. Glad she learned something good from me. If someone is riding with out gear to each his own, unless I know them then I'll express my concern. But I really hate seeing girls on the back of a guys bike in shorts, flip flops and tank top. It doesn't matter how good you ride there's a lot of vehicles driven by idiots. Those legs the chick on the back is showing off will not look as sexy with road rash scars. With all that said I would like to point out that gear is not a superman cloak. You still can get hurt while wearing it. It helps with road rash but not hard impacts. The main benefit is it makes sure a minor accident doesn't have major injuries. The reason I bring this up is a friend of mine would throw on his full gear and ride way beyond his skill level. Riding in a reckless manner he normally wouldn't ride in wearing a helmet and jeans. Off rant sorry! The Harley question. I think it boils down to a false sense of security. They often have a mind set of I'm not going to crash I know what I'm doing. Or if I go down I'd rather die than wake up on the hospital. I ride with a lot of people and in my experience people on cruisers are more apt to drink and ride. I know not all cruiser riders are like this but its just been my experience with quite a few.

I feel sad when pirates and squids point at me and laugh and scream "hey astronaut, are going into space, space man, helmet-wearer"

Everyone, I thank you sooo much for this. I haven't been on here in a while and had no idea anything was arranged. Sitting inside for the service, and seeing/hearing all the bikes roll into the parking lot actually brought a smile to my face. I've known Garret for a good many years, and it really was awesome to see all of you show up, especially those that never even got to know him. I know that his dad was moved by it as well, he is quite the gearhead himself and eveyone's actions is much appreciated. Thanks again everyone, and Godspeed, G

For the newbies on here: Be prepared to have this point brought up again, and again, and again during the riding season. I've been a gear nazi in the past, but I will cite rule 11 of the Rules of the Internet: All of you carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. It's your body, it's your skin, you can do whatever the hell you want to, up to and including rocking a mankini. Any new riders that have come to me for advice I've always steered down the path of proper gear for the budget they have to spend, and will continue to do so. As for me, I've got a A* ATL jacket that is fairly decent at airflow, non-gaunt gloves, Scorp helmet, and Setup race boots that I wear everywhere when I'm on the bike. If I know I'm hitting some twisties I'll throw on some sixsixone knee pads under my jeans. Went down in this setup (substitute ATL jacket for Teknic textile) and didn't have a scratch.

A swift kick in the gooch would've fixed that

Then you're going to crash on the street anyway. May as well have decent run-off area and an ambulance standing by.

You should never stop for an unmarked vehicle. Good way to get yourself killed these days. Let them follow you to a police station you know of, or a very public place. Or, pull over, get out and go down in a blaze of glory. That's how a real gangsta does it.

ROFL. And now I give you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7-BTnHCzI&feature=channel_video_title ...no homo! xD

Watch out, JRM will stab a mother fucker that makes fun of his bread.

Someone stop this squid from posting

does this help? From 2003-4 R6 service manual page 5-5 to 5-7: Installing the Engine. http://www.r6messagenet.com/forums/r6-maintenance-technical/39254-r6-service-maintenance-repair-manual.html

Je fart dans votre direction générale!

yes, and the point in which you moved in she was required to inform the state of the change of income, so she is just as much of a low life as you. What would be funny is of someone from the state just happened to see this thread and see where you admitted that you and your "woman" are trying to scam the system. Now put your big boy pants on and take care of your child.

I am glad I was able to make it out for this today. Good turnout as well I think. I didn't know Garrett personally but judging by the number of people that turned out, He touched a lot of lives. Bill.

Should we all line up along the beginning of the route and merge in? I think ATGATT was discussed earlier in the thread.

what should be appropriate attire?

I will be there. I have to be at work by 230pm. so excuse my rudeness if I have to leave early.

I believe I am going to make this as well. I am awaiting confirmation fro the boss man.

Hope they make it through. If it's too hot to wear gear, it's too hot to ride. Still rather sweat than bleed, and I would never put my girl on my bike without full gear.

I just recently joined in hopes of finding a track open to race. All of the tracks in NE Oh have been closed because of all the rain. Was planning on doing the track rental on May 13th, but it was raining up here too much to take the car out. We have a 2010 Challenger SRT auto with an Arrington 426 Stroker motor, heads, cam, 3200 stall converter, 1400 hp axles, tuned by Hemituner AJ. The second time at the track with it, I ran 11.96 @ 115.54. Still learning to launch and hopefully get a 11.50s or 11.60s out of it.

You spelled cunt wrong.... :dumb: KillJoy