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Every dude's reaction when they read the title - Also, welcome to the board!

...I've seen threads likes this somewhere...just can't place where...anyway, welcome! Ps. Do you have an ex that's a member on here?? Lol

Pictures of your tits with BTD written on them in permanent marker while sitting on your motorcycle or i call bullshit. Include a pistol in the picture, I'll Paypal you $50. Include your face, complete body, completely nude, showing bush, with BTD Is The Man written across you tummy, and I'll Paypal $500. Care to play a game?

FYI 80% of the men and 2% of the women may hit on you. They are harmless. 75% of the members know what they are talking about , 10% will troll , 5% are silent, 5% will act like ass hats but are not and there is the 5% that we are unsure of. This just my observation and could be completely wrong.

Its a good place to get sammich recipes

Leghumpers.......ATTACK!!!! Welcome to the board.. Word of advice. Take everything said her with a grain of salt and get some thick skin. Oh, and beware of the leghumpers.

So i started volunteering for this rescue this week. I help out by taking good photos of dogs that should show their personality and looks much better than a quick snapshot at the shelter or foster home. The first two dogs were both Pit Mixes. Bonnie, a blue and white 10 month old was just beautiful. Her shiney chrome coat and typical spotted eye was spunky and and loving. She immidiately came over to say hi to me before exploring the studio. She sat for the camera very well and didnt flinch at all for the lights. She loves to cuddle and wanted to sit in your lap and be petted. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8385/8649292126_0110ba21a2_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0001.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8243/8648189917_058e5958bf_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0002.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8402/8649293290_5a8b83e4d1_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0003.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8124/8649294070_4bbb766b5a_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0004.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr\ Lexi- an 8month old fawn colored girl was full of pep. Her eyes are amazing to, they mach her fur and are so pretty. She was on the go from the moment she came into the studio. She ran and sniffed and jumped and was so happy. I had a hard time at first getting her to sit still even for a split second to get a shot of her. She wanted to be RIGHT with you and licking your face. I tried the squeaky ball with her at first, she was SUPER excited about it.. but it wasn't a motivator for her. Soon.. i figured out that food was her SUPER motivator. It only took about 3 tries to get her to know the sit command for food. (Her foster mom had just picked her up the day before and wasn't aware of her motivations yet) As soon as she saw a treat though, she immediately went to the sit position and let me take some photos. She will definitely be a dog would would love some agility training i bet. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8254/8649294678_f97bb72809_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0005.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8539/8649295174_d661afb5d2_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0006.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8115/8648192619_728eb871ff_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0007.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8117/8648193307_257020b0a9_b.jpg petpromise_rescue_columbusohio-0008.jpg by Lucky Lola Studios, on Flickr

You lost me at "Bush"

Weather forecast are just horoscopes with numbers. And a mod needs to change the OP title to fucktard for this one.

check your inbox, hot stuff

Let's talk more about this 2%...

Black/yellow is ground for all kawasaki bikes. Sent while riding

I learned on a 600RR... if you're worried about her going too fast, teach her to not open the throttle too much! Seriously though, I think a 600 is fine.

Yea. That makes sense. But I'm pretty confident in my riding. But, i'm actually looking for like more 1 on 1 riding, or maybe with a couple people. Would be nice to know people around me who actually ride. thanks for your concern. <3

Hahahaha. Hmm..planning on harming me? Well...if I do own a gun I wouldn't say so. Better to take you by surprise. ;)

And how to properly clean the kitchen and why you are not to leave with out a pass or permission.

Because they have to maintain the illusion that they are actually trying to work

come on, gaiz... 1lb baby metaphor was gold and i could not, in good conscience, pass it up.

I've got my tinfoil hat on!!!!!!

I can see that, just as with the A4, it has grown slightly every generation, yielding something that is now as big as the old A6. I got it. More of a missed opportunity, than anything really shocking. Its shocking to lose weight and shrink a car, not make it heavier and grow it.

That's the second rule of the Epic Ride, you don't talk about bad weather.

on the way to Africa

started to sing Hold The Line

Thanks for your business!

Have you ever thought that the government might really want its citizens to own guns? The US military stationed in the states is relatively small to really protect the country you would need a well armed civilian force. Think about this. What would happen if another country tried to invade ours there would be a rifle barrel sticking out almost every window? Now our government could not come right out and tell everyone to go out and buy a fire arm the liberals would start to cry and file all kinds of lawsuits. So they need a curtain percentage of the citizens to own guns what better way to get everyone to run out and buy a gun than to come out and say you want to band them. Sales of guns and ammunition go way up once the percentage of gun owners hit the percentage they want the gun band talks just fade away with not much if nothing ever happening. Over the years I have noticed trends like this happening when firearm and ammunition sales start to really drop off or when the government is starting to reduce the number of US military forces Like what’s going on right now.. I think this also sends a message out to other countries. Yes we are cutting back our military but don’t mess with us because every one of our citizens owns 10 guns. Yes I’m bored and on my 6th shot of Jager

Sure. I, too, felt that nothing would come of it. However, I feel a major reason why nothing did come of it is because the pro-gun side is very loud when it comes to their opposition of any further laws. Being vocal about it is what gets you what you want. Had everyone just quietly sat back and said, "Nothing will happen", I'm sure this would have passed.

$1700. That is all. Questions? Just ask. http://s165.photobucket.com/user/honkeypie/library/Smith%20Wesson%20MP%20AR%2015%20Tactical

They are illegal to use not own. But you have to make the decision what is more important your life or someone talking on the phone. Besides how are you going to get caught? You can buy a good one online for less than $150.00 I have one I bought for use on my bike while riding but it did not work out as well as planned. It jammed all the phones out to over 100 yards great but women when crazy and started to weave all over the road and paid less attention to where they are going trying to find out why their phone stopped working. Had one almost run off the road in to a ditch.

/\ /\ /\ This She asked a price. She didn't ask if you liked the price. Maybe there's someone out there that would bite. If I decided to sell my NSR, I'd ask more than I thought it was worth and more than others were selling-for. Maybe someone will bite. If you don't like her price, move on. Why give her grief? Just mumble under your breath that it probably won't sell for that much, but wish her luck. This is NOT a big deal in the grand scheme. This whole dogpile thing has gotten way out of hand lately. She's not a noob (400+ posts), and handled you all much better than I probably would have.

Not their fault that cities make parking rules. It is a job. If you don't like it fight the law or ordinance. Would you rather the person be on welfare programs? Funny I bet you dislike motorcycle rider or firearm owner stereotypes, but have no problem stereotyping these people. I've never had a parking ticket, because I find it cheaper to feed the meter even if I have to pay for more time than I use. What is it that you do? I bet soneone would say it is not a "respectable" job.

Ah that explains it.

I have a set of like 2000 cobra wheels for 400 obo. 2 new ties included.

But they don't even offer a military discount...

Wanna race over the phone bruh?

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At this point, CR's reputation from your perspective is about what everyone's perspective is of you. I really don't care about your car and I really don't care about you. Keep it up, and you'll not have to worry about your reputation on here. People like you reflect very negatively on IPS and the automotive community in general. Keep that in mind.

For IPS' sake, I hope this isn't the way you portray yourself outside of CR.

http://mlkshk.com/r/DBLT what in the world is going on in here?

I can hold the punk out money as a neutral party. I also have a suggestion for the spot.

What does or does not happen with your car really isn't important; I can say I've never seen a twin turbo lambo or have heard of a local shop building one. Would love to see more on the car as the build progresses.

D. Wiggs, whats the highest hp car you ever driven? Serious question.

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Wait, just so everyone is clear on what you're saying, have you are haven't you already raced (and beaten) a UGR TT G? My assumption was that you have, but then you talk about some loss already being conceded, which makes me think you haven't raced yet and instead have only talked about what might happen if you did.

In for the humiliation.

I think the only safe bet here is that this race will NEVER happen.

He drives the Lambo Murci LP640-4 SV TT that IPS is building in this thread.

You.Are.So.Lost.

Wait- what? Most people are likley missing what car your brining to the table. Please elaboate for the Peanut gallery.

David, I already told you I'd be happy to run you but you never replied back....you've taken so many shots at UGR I thought you'd be itching to run me in your backyard.