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Sorry, Today I decided to work on MY Motorcycle Maintenance Lift Platform. Doing so required the removal of my Kaw Z1K Motorcycle. I decided to attach the side platforms and see if I could use this for sleeping rack or maybe a food table for a garage lunch-in with the guy's. Soon after I installed the side extensions a woman appeared out of nowhere and stated that she would provided my with dinner and sex if I would service her 3 wheel transportation pod. I was unable to get her pod on my motorcycle stand with out modifications to the side extension. I drove to Lowe's and procured longer pipe for both missions. This modification worked well. I serviced the lady's 3 wheel pod, I ate a wonderful dinner and fell asleep. I just woke up to find the lady and the pod gone.😀

Your wife carries OO I assume.

Have you watched ice racing before? Some of those racers have more grip than a MotoGP bike. 😳 Ofcourse when your tires look like this....

Why does this not say ex-wife?

Is that a butt?