I am offended that you are offended.
My cat is extremely offended with @Pauly because I used his favorite box to transport some extra Wing stuff I had to Pauly's place.
This is like a Social distancing fight club for everyone to let out there Offend Story’s of running into people Who get offended Who get offended easy every day since everywhere I go it seems the Whole world is offended like Brainwashed Nazis that can’t think on their own anymore .