mmmm, too glaring jbot... you gotta use normal type for filler. "So i walked over to the watermelon and was like "What's up watermelon?" Needless to say the watermelon did not answer me, but just 5 minutes prior I genuinely believed the melon, the lifeless fruit sitting on my front porch, to be some sort of omniscient being. I mean, how else would it have ended up on my porch? " ^^^^ write that in the middle of your paper.