2wheels>4

Don't make me sign up my gf just to get you your jollies for the day....

If I bring my GF can I still taste her hottie cakes??? I will probably make this, but my magic 8 ball tells me to go to hell and die when I ask if I can get the girl, costume and all, on my bike... in October.. Oh, well.

OI! Does that make it a baby boomer scooter? (sounds funnier if you say it really fast and out loud.... hmmm) Welcome!

since no one else posted up a time and I'm starving as well, I'm with Recon. See you at the pub, I'm outy.

I'm in, bringing the seat cover too. (don't tell her I said that...) What time again?? I'm hungry now, damnit...

Oh, this is far too funny for this thread... LOL

I personally wouldn't use a hi-point for a club, let alone a firearm, but I do like the Bersa for the price. I have one and I only bought it after several other shooters I trust recommended it. (I laughed at the first few, but sheer numbers overwhelmed me and I liked the way they looked and shot.) For 250 bucks, it's a great little .380 for CCW. (I use Corbon +p in the aluminum frame though, not really recommended...) IMI is just fine, if not expensive. Leave it to the Isrealis to make a pistol that will blow your head off, but has relatively little recoil. I have only shot the .357 mag Eagle, but it was sweet... Having a pistol like that not only makes your dick feel bigger, it looks bigger too! I'm getting rid of my Glock, think I might go back to Berretta or grab a Sig... Chunky bugger is too uncomfortable for in the belt carry, and has been featured in too many damn rap videos. Every time someone picks it up and holds it sideways I get violent feelings deep inside me...

Hilarious, and a public service for sure!!

Not really, when the function of HP is to make you go fast, the vehicle weight matters with respect to how quickly you can accelerate. So, 100hp on a 300lb bike is not the same as 100hp on a 700lb bike and thus it matters quite a bit.... Oh, and the numbers I am seeing are sad... I knew that HD sucked on power, but that is disgusting. (my crappy old Yammer makes 100ft lbs of torque and weighs in under 500.... LOL)

It's like having a pretty face and a tiny dick... You only advertise the face. If your bikes were expensive, chromed out 1800cc beasts, you wouldn't want to advertise that weak ass 50hp rating. Might distract people from what is important in a bike, the chrome and HD badges....

+1 Brakes are easy, and you may not even have to remove the tank for the petcock, I don't remember where it is situated, but on some bikes (especially older ones it seems) you can unbolt the bastard with the tank on the bike. (just be damn sure it is empty first....) Not a bad price for 20k on the clock. I would buy it, my buddy has the same one and it is fucking quick for a cruiser. (me want V4....)

Glad you came out in one piece man!! Gonna have to add "steel reinforced wallet" to my list of gear!

Tee hee.... I learned a hard lesson on power to weight ratio back when I was a cager... Used to be into racing cars (came here from CR.com) and I thought to have some fun with this sport bike that was doing wheelies and revving his engine at me on Polaris. We get off onto 71 south after playing stoplight tag a few times and I hammered my Mustang for all she was worth. The bike let me get about a car length ahead and then stood her up on one wheel and passed me like that... I was doing 110 when the bike passed me on a wheelie like I was in reverse... Now I get to see this from the 2 wheel point of view all the time, nothing like smoking a civic with fart can and a teenage driver on my old ass cruiser. I especially like when they have friends/a girl in the car with them and are obviously showing off... boy that has to suck.

The muslims have a good saying: Trust in allah, but tie your camel.

"At a news conference Friday, union leaders said Crowley acted appropriately when he arrested the scholar for disorderly conduct. Police say Gates flew into a rage when officers responding to a report of a burglary asked him to show identification. Obama said the officers "acted stupidly." Patrick, the state's first black governor, said the arrest was "every black man's nightmare."" I think it was probably a whole room full of racists, and a story being further propigated by more of the same. I would love to see video or even hear an audio recording of how things really went down. I call douchebag on the biggest racist, but I am not sure it was the cops. (for the record, the cop was wrong to arrest him... but if he was intentionally goaded into losing his cool by the proffessor though, they both need a good beating and put in the corner to think about their actions as if they were the preschoolers which they act like.)

Dude, that is pimp...

Fuck, you beat me to it.. . He is right ladies, that bitch is jealous as hell about your hotness. Tell her, "Dudes dig lesbians...."

I don't have the time or energy to start a good rant about this, so let me just make my position as simple and clear as possible: Religion = the only true EVIL Fools, fools, fools.... And to save even more time and effort, my rebuttal to the typical first response by the, uh, believers: Continue to justify lies and ignorance by citing good works done in the name of religion(s). Never mind that religion has been responsible for almost as many deaths as natural causes over the last few thousand years... The Crusades, the Inquisition, the Dark Ages (yep, all of it, thanks Catholicism...) Luckily, when you are dead, it is unlikely that you will care how you wasted you life believing in nonsense or how stupid you looked to all the unbrainwashed heathens. Of course, without the fore mentioned several hundred years oppressing science and reason known as the "dark ages", where the Catholic church nearly murdered, burned and persecuted all intelligence and scientific knowledge out of man, we would be several hundred years farther advanced in our civilization and technology and boy would that suck... Candy coat poison any way you like, it still kills. Religion makes your mind a slave, and you with it. And then I always have to make this defense right after that statement....(*sigh): I said religion, not spirituality... Go listen to Vivaldi, or eat acid, better yet do both. One can have wonder and awe at the universe and appreciate life and it's remaining mysteries without spreading mumbo-jumbo as if it were some kind of fact. What is the difference? Spirituality doesn't enforce it's morals on the masses, just the individual. And yes, one can have morals and feelings without your silly comandments... That should about cover it. Everyone either gets it, or they want to preach and I don't need to talk to either of you about it any more. See, much quicker and easier... LOL

Not sure if I will make it, but I will if I can and congrats on the new position!!

This is my old stomping grounds... I grew up on a little farm between Homer and Centerburg and worked on the VFD in the 'Burg. I was just up in Utica the other day too, rode up and picked up my sister at the farm and took her for ice cream at the Mill. I will have to see if the lady feels like a ride, might be fun!

Oh, just sit there all high and mighty as if you never had to have large metal working tools surgically removed from YOUR anus... Geez... I would think you would SWALLOW the hammers though, you know, push it all out rather than cramming it back in... And I know Romania is a little "backwoods" but can't the poor bastard just get some ex-lax or something? WTF

No kids, damnit.... What the hell is wrong with you, son? And until you get your head on straight, I suggest you stick with the previously mentioned "hookers and blow." +1k for Hookers and Blow, or at least Tequila and a Stripper...

Gonna go see this movie soon... they have it at the drive in down the street!!!

Welcome!

Welcome! I'm originally from Centerburg, so I know just where you are coming from. I still head up that way to see family and take my sister for rides, we will have to run up to the Mill in Utica some time!