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Suddenly, Magley really loves the fact that a gun was used for protection.

Nivin, I better see you at grattan next year (shiiiieeeet, I hope I get to see grattan at least once next year). I pledge to ride with you at least once before you head for the innermost circle of hell.

Did the dog leave its yard? My dog only poops and murders police/law enforcement in our yard.

a LOT of them died is what they brought lol

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2YAAwCEu8Fw/TiguxZYkorI/AAAAAAAAABA/Bmxpoop6JAQ/s220-h/263661_232241320133665_100000433968638_815205_7408401_n.jpg I know this picture is tiny, but this is kid is under a 100lbs (if that) soaking wet, and tearing shit up on a full grown r6. I'm not trying to equate you to a child prodigy racer or anything, but unless there is something horribly wrong with your bike, and/or you have t-Rex arms, you can probably handle the bike alright. The questions you have on the limitations of lean angle, etc can be answered by you... If you want to do it in a safe, controlled environment, track day is the way to go. Sure, you can do more street rides with fast guys and maybe spend some time in a parking lot... But the only way to get instructors watching your riding and proving feedback, and riding in a environment designed for safely riding like a numbnuts is the track. If you're interested, come along to the track days/racing section of the forum. Be prepared for just absolutely ludicrous amounts of homo eroticism. It's really just madcat, the rest of us actually don't talk about dongs all the time. Feel free to pm me or anyone else active in the td/race section for more info, but a read through of the section will tell you most of what you need to know.

Mmmm astronaut ice cream. I could live on those.

what about circumstances, evidence, etc? does that count for nothing, even in those conditions you added? and outside the home, no matter what, or outside of any places protected by castle doctrine?

so should any claimed self defense go straight to drawn out, costly trial?

i'm going to fill up that tank with horse semen for your insolence.

so unfair

they are tough to find for cheap unless really old and/or beat. i should know, i spent like 3 months locating a suitable one.

see? it's a wild, wide, wonderful world of weird ass bikes out there!

can someone post the big zingers of the night? maybe a highlight reel?

buy an old standard bike, cafe it up. that's the only bike that can contend with a ballin' scooter for sheer quantity of hungry vagini

no no, it's uncle pink's fault obviously, we, who weren't at the ride, know better than you, who was the crashee (ie, we're joshin' around to poke fun at uncle punk. relax, feel better, let us gay up the thread like usual for your amusement)

look at les baer 1911's. it seems like they're less than the wilsons, nighthawks, ed browns. love my monolith.

so THAT'S where i left my real doll

Uncle Pink always blames a guy named jinx for people falling off, but i'm pretty sure it's just him and the "jinx" fellow is a figment of his crazed, adrenaline addled imagination.

i think combined with your past trauma (or whatever remains of that past trauma), and your borderline batshit crazy obsession with safety/security/voyeurism, you just had yourself a strong scruit moment. or you have ESP, and you're gonna want to up your auto, life, and health insurance. quick, tell me the lotto numbers before you tragically perish in a hellish recreation of those student driver gore videos.

this is just... a fucking train wreck. but i can't stop now! the public needs me.

I would love to go but wouldn't want to go unless I had a guide of sorts

If only you were a hot girl with all these daddy issues... Srsly, I don't know the full story so I'm gonna refrain from any actual rants, but I hope you re-read some of the stuff you wrote. Also, it's almost too good... Like you're tag team trolling.

Waiting for his dad to come on here and disown him for our benefit and maybe throw in a super embarrassing fact about exarch