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  1. I think I let someone borrow it and never got it back. It's probably lost forever. That or I left it somewhere
  2. Haha thanks for the offer. im just trying to track it down before the season starts.
  3. Does anyone have my front fork stand by chance?
  4. jbot

    Verbal Diarrhea

    my dog was on tv with dick goddard once. he still didn't get adopted. then we found him. poor bastard.
  5. I wish your gag reflex would go away, but we can't all have everything we want. Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho Oh man, why do I always have to turn these things all homoerotic like?
  6. that is also how i get rid of my chicken strips, so my tires look like a boss
  7. oh ya, i guess i should post something relevant. i'll be there at least on saturday and go friday if it's doable. probably not racing unless the weather is pretty nice and i feel comfortable on the "new to me" bike.
  8. i thought thats why we were doing the track walk?
  9. now it will be about 1500 new slutty doctors that i will selfless foster and develop. the world has me to thank for the world wide reduction in erectile dysfunction.
  10. sure wish todd would start posting on OR. a good portion of his new riders are on here. nobody ever listens to me! i'm being super serial!!!11!1
  11. I think if you're new to riding, hopping on a low stress ride with 1 or 2 experienced and more importantly, patient, rider friends can be very helpful.
  12. I learn by: 1. watching and by 2. trying If I try without watching or guidance, I take fooooreeeever and get so nervous, I screw it up. I'll have to get with one of these guys near me and get them to help me with it. Otherwise, the next time you guys see me, my bike will look pregnant with 15lbs of resin in the belly pan lolololol
  13. since we're talking about communal repairs, does anyone know how to fiberglass fairings? the bottom fairing mr. gracious R1gagger gave me has a big scrape on the bottom that needs fixed and i have a fiberglass repair kit, just no idear how to use it.
  14. if you do fall, be slow witted and have dull reflexes. that way, by the time you realize you've crashed and tense up and do something stupid mid-slide/flight/tumble, the slide/fall/tumble will be over and you will be mostly unharmed (provided you are wearing suitable gear and you aren't about to hit a guardrail/post/unicorn). your bike on the other hand... well, that's what insurance is for. if you get a wild hair up your ass and want to ride fast, get off the street and do track days. then you can enjoy riding quickly on the street, moar safely like.
  15. all kidding aside, i'm interested in your perspective on this. say you amassed some amount of wealth for your kids and your grandchildren and so on and so forth. how would you execute the handing down of wealth in such a way as to ensure they don't turn into entitled drug addled ingrates? in other words, what would your plan be to hand off a bunch of money to snot nosed bastards and keep them grounded? i'm not being snarky, sarcastic, "did they find the camera?", etc. completely serious sincere question.
  16. i have a noble plan to put 1000 well toned, flexible, pole mounted skanks through med school.
  17. just thought i'd let you all know i'm playing so you guys don't have to bother playing anymore. i'm probably going to win, so go ahead and save your money.
  18. Make it magically become one size smaller
  19. Happy birthday big boy
  20. We should fill this thread full of barely sfw twinks. Finally someone will get him what he Really wanted for his birthday
  21. Trash talkin and ripping up thumbs. Such is the life of a r1deepthroater
  22. The scooters represented and made everyone there quake in their booties as we revved the single cylinders to the moon. You just had to be there bro, so epic.
  23. If it wasn't for racing/track days, I would just end up wasting it on retirement planning or on the house. Clearly, I am making the right choice.
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