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  1. I already owned a house before I bought this new one. It wasnt that bad. dont kill yourself, you have so much to live for
  2. western union to nigeria, otherwise it is a scam. good luck! no srsly, don't ever use western union to pay for stuff or internet lotteries. paypal with discretion, and buy local if you can to save yourself some head aches. craigslist is your friend.
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    Kim Jong Il Dead

    Hai gaiz, I have to leave the country for a few years, got a big promotion. Plz refrain from bombing my cousins til I get back, or at least til i'm done bombing crazyskullcrushers long lost but not forgotten extended family, k thx bai.
  4. One of the repsol motogp bikes, since there are like 20 of them, should be doable right Santa?
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    F*#k Walmart

    See, we are not so different after all Back on topic: I do lots of stupid things when I go anywhere so I try not to judge, but that doesn't stop me from road raging like fucking cray cray while shopping. My personal fave is when people waiting to pull out of a parking lane sit in the middle of the lane so another car can't pull in, and usually, this is totally harmless and unintentional on their part. I typically just go to the next lane cause it's no biggie, but occasionally I will pull halfway in til I am close to their bumper and just stare morosely in their eyes until their shame or pity or both forces them to back up, and realign themselves so I can pull in. Then they drive off feeling shamed cause an Asian driver chastised them for their poor driving manners.
  6. at first i was like and then i was like
  7. i want you to find a picture of a bacon container just as pictured, except filled with a salad comprised entirely of bacon, instead of whatever that alien green leafy vaginal shit is, to show us you're going to right your wrongdoing in this thread.
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    Tire Disposal

    Do a track day at Nelson ledges lolololol
  9. iron pony is getting a whole bunch of astars crap in from some massive buyout and is slowly getting it out to the floor. i'd check in sometime this weekend. i need to cheggit for a perforated leather jacket and maybe boots. they have smx-5's (which looks like a racey touring boot to me) for 150 which is not bad. they also have "stella" boots for the wimmenz, not sure how much. they also have gauntlet gloves and all sort of other crap.
  10. i'm trying to decide if this is akin to civil disobedience or bordering on full retard temper tantrum. on one hand, i really like that there was/is some large group energizing change to the "system" or at least trying. on the other hand, some of these demands are redonkulous and clearly formulated from the depths of some childish non-realistic view of how the world works and how it should work FOR THEM.
  11. i would eat that RIGHT before i succumbed to AIDS from having way too much sex with questionable whores right after I found out I had an incurable and 100% fatal cancer.
  12. here for gang bang, etc it's only fun when everyone isn't taking it too seriously, but sometimes, certain issues are hurtful, and hurtfulness must be returned. let us spread peace, joy, and bench racing this christmas and not true hurtfulness, unless it is to the ass and then to the mouth.
  13. can it play HD MKV on the shield? i'm in for 3 (scooter helmet, race helmet, and sunglasses)
  14. temptacles (at least, that's what I call it) does NOT count as BDSM. it's categorized under multiple simultaneous penetration, or MSP or SMP, depending on who you ask. BDSM is a whole different category, and I would appreciate not being lumped in with those degenerate sick perverts. except MT cause he's totally not a degenerate.
  15. it's not ghey if you're merely CLAIMING that the other people is being a total flesh flute smoker
  16. next week: hey, how come i have to wait 120 minutes to send a PM. WTF is going on?!11! FUCK THIS PLACE, mods are no hlep, delete my acct, etc etc
  17. I like the way this thread is going
  18. None of us are that crazy... Some of us are just moar into bdsm than others.
  19. I shouldn't think about nice plastics for mine, but can you email me pics too? jinustuff@gmail.com
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    Google Adsense

    if you had kittens in there and the cop yelled at it, you could've retired. take notes. you're welcome.
  21. Just tell him that you'll be happy to give him the check but you'll be asking for it back immediately if they don't agree to repair the roof. Your realtor doesn't seem to have your interests at heart from your side of the story... I suggest switching to someone who comes recommended from a satisfied client.
  22. There is a genre of porn for "small hands on regular adult penis". You should look it up on google without safe search. Did you try? Good... Now have a seat right over there.
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