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omg, i need to get out more. what about white vajayjay (that IS what it's called right? damn that rap music and public schooling!) does it really have teeth like the 700 club said? i think they called it "vajayjay dentaytay"
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hyosungs are better than going to 2nd base. with an elephant seal. actually, i've never ridden one. i sat on one once, and said, "i'd feel about as comfortable riding this as i would if i had built it with my own 1.5 hands".
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astraglide works wonders if your mouth feel dry from all that spitting. or amsoil. or shell rotella. or mobil. all have worked fine for me.
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i think depending on what time you get there, they'll let you in.
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hahaha he called your gf a fatass
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beware, black tod has a bbd
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that chick was such a prude. the seal was totally going to at least 2nd base, probably 3rd if she said it was the "one".
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what year do you think you're living in? 18yr olds know more about goatse than i know about contraceptives. also, who said anything about rape? i'll pay them in candy and lost puppies.
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the newb better be a hawt 18yr old with huge perfect titties and daddy issues, cause i'm running out of prostitutes to murder.
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no one will go with you as punishment for selling the vmax. jk, i'm in cbus, but don't have my bike. sowwy
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i'm here for the elephant seal gangbang
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614 Paintworx, work of art! My Mini RC212V Race bike!
jbot replied to fireman_343's topic in Reviews
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i have to be in gingerman that night and it takes 6 hours to get there so i can't ride and then head to the track. boooooo this ride sounds awesome have fun!
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i'll go for it if i get mad discounts like the golden buckeye card.
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what a squid. jaaaaaaaaaaay kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay apes crash well. no worries.
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i'm coming over to your house to poke you in the round eyes.
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what is she talking about? i need an adult.
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only if they have a sideways vajayjay like i heard about in the news.
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you sure you won't up the ante to at least a trombone of the rusty variety (depending on his diet)? such a prude, you azns are.
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just go put around river rd or whatever it is. it's not so bad if you don't have all day to go frolic in SE Ohio/WV or hocking hills. take river road and then find the occasional not-terrible road around boston mills/brandywine. and then murder a prostitute.
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i'd give him my virginity fo sho
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i was too late to pull the trigger for this weekend, and now it looks like i got a little lucky (i'm skeered of the rain). hopefully, i'm wrong and the weather is fantastic tomorrow and sunday for you guys. or better yet, they'll call a rain day so it won't be a complete waste. good luck and have as much fun as possible!
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1. Me TwiztedRabbit (Jason) Intermediate 2. TwiztedRRgirl (Theresa) Intermediate 3. Dubguy (Andy) Intermediate 4. Kawasaki Guy (Josh) Intermediate 5. jbot (jinu) Int. 6. skrewloose (kevin) Adv.
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you have to prove yourself against these guys:
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i'm sorry to hear about your rampant herpes.