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  1. oh and i've been to space and can tell you first hand it's round. also, tie fighters are REALLY fucking loud when you're taking a space walk. i told those fucks that the pattern is motherfucking full
  2. just find the part number and look up the contract. anyone can see what anything costs if you search for it. www.google.com/unclesam
  3. i watched twilight to get a good preview of what her face will look like during her inevitable buttseckz pr0n. unfortunately, the plan backfired as i realized that the movie also served as a preview for what the guy's face would look like during his inevitable buttseckz scenes.
  4. i'm a fan of her eyebrows, i won't lie.
  5. tigger is going to go through an epic pwnage in divorce court. but again, tiggie could fuck whatever/whoever he wanted, and that's his business. the only way this could be worse is if balloon boy was hiding in the attic, in a gimp suit, fucking a chicken, and turned out to be reanimated corpse of Michael Jackson.
  6. +2 much of ISO has taken the priority of manufacturing from "good product" to "good paperwork".
  7. i have no idea. green maybe? it's sure to be something offensively ghey. i mean... come on... it was on a flaming yellow bike lol
  8. why do we need to give any more excuses for tax collection?
  9. my 600rr came with some LEDs and crap that i ripped out. i never saw if it worked, but i still have them somewhere. i could be convinced to give them up if you take the people you owe chicken wings, beer, and money to for a night on the town. A night full of chicken wings and beer and not being a complete douche
  10. i have this DVD thing for "calibrating" TV's. i'm sure you could very easily download one if you wanted. if someone wants, they can borrow it. just bring it (or mail it) back when you're done
  11. i'm wondering the same thing... or did he manage to drive his drunk ass out into public streets? or maybe the fact that he hit a fire hydrant involves the police since it is technically city property? i think it is anyway... i guess it depends on the state/city.
  12. ya post up a list if you can. i'm sure some bored members will start throwing offers at you... that's one way to get approximate values for guns. definitely start searching gun broker. if you dont know what the gun is, post a pic and we'll try to help as much as possible.
  13. sounds like baller next time i'll bring some guns down if i know something's happening and i'm invited
  14. i was thinking about picking up a walther PPS, but found out they are DAO which is kind of a buzz kill. my p99 has a DA/SA which I'm a big fan of... the DA trigger pull is teh ghey, and that's saying a lot since the SA pull is crap as well
  15. yeah but you missed the bit about the sex tape. i thought it was a nice transition.
  16. it's called, "i plead the fifth". also, maybe some celebrities just want privacy for something embarrassing. I'll eat those words if their sex video is finally released, but til then... who gives a fuck? lol
  17. hey, i'm gonna try to go too (already down here) can someone PM me their number so i can try to meet up? if my ass gets out of bed, i'll try and make it. see yas!
  18. just as long as these dumb crackers never find out about my "God's Wang" boxer briefs.
  19. jbot

    att cell phone

    i have this nokia pay as you go phone thing that can be unlocked. you can just have it if you want it. i got it for free when they had a price mistake (I picked up 2... gave the other one away a long time ago).
  20. that shit is so old, yo mama sucked on it's titties for milk oh snap
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