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liar, don't toy with my emotions

one of these days, i'll make it to a friday thing. but tires are so expensive maaaaaaan

i would not contradict that statement, regardless of edits it's like a 10 jumbo marshmallows stacked on top of the other. i dont know how he doesnt faint, he could probably give a vampire diabeetus.

i've gotten into the bad habit of replying with "yup" when people say "thank you" or "have a nice day" or whatever. i'm trying to stop, but something deeply rooted in my psyche is making me interact with other people like a complete aloof arrogant ass

if you have more shirts in large, i'll take another one. gotta have something to clean my chain and start bon fires with. jk, i just keep forgetting where i put my shirt every few weeks and eventually, it will be gone for evar.

rslocum has one that he's let me borrow in the past and it worked great for moving my scooter and i forget what else. he might be selling his (that was a while ago though), and his is a pretty nice unit. just be sure your tongue weight rating covers the bike you're mounting.

Soooo.... Anyone wanna ride Memorial Day (Monday)? We'll keep an eye on the weather but hopefully it'll be nice. Let me start this by saying I'm pretty much soliciting for ride leaders... I'll not be doing any such thing as I leave such menial tasks up to peons and better riders than myself. Also, this ride does not depend upon my attendance. There is a possibility that I can't make it for whatever reason. The route: somewhere SEohio and maybe WV if we're feeling up for it. The pace: The Pace (look it up if you don't know what that is) The ice cream: assuming I'm there (which you would think I would be since I'm posting this) ice cream is on me if you're a former or current service member. I don't care where we go, as long as it is delicious delicious ice cream. The people: everyone is welcome, but please gear up. I'll be in my 1pc or 2pc suit, but that's cause it makes me feel safer. You can wear whatever but understand everyone else will be geared up and they're all gonna laugh at you. The meeting place: bolivar DQ off 77 and 212 The time: up for discussion but I'm guessing we should be kick stands up by no later than 10am if not earlier. More later as I think of more stuff Be there or be queer

Look up divorce strategy before you leave the house.

ALL of this country is from another country. That's kind of the point.

I want my suppressors foo

Aww what the fuck. We will knee cap your cousin in retaliation.

2 pmags. call me when you're ready.

cut off her fucking head so i can fuck the throat hole

he's got good insurance, right?

i wish i was a Navy Seal in attendance cause i could've been all like

b-b-b-butt, my ass... my poor poor ass seriously, i love those bikes, but they wedge themselves so deep into your anus after an hour or more or riding, no wind protection whatsoever, but just about perfect everything else.

how bad is the bike? fixable hopefully?

i said "fearsome", not "convicted pedophile"

oh fucking hell

i highly recommend growing a fearsome mustache for the battle to come.

follow my advice about having a lawyer sending them a letter on your behalf. find your insurance bill prior to premium increase, and immediately after premium increase, and any notification letters you might've gotten in relation to the premium increase. a normal lawyer probably won't take your case, but they'll happily write a letter for you i'm sure.

nahhh, you are all just incredibly humongous. my astar 2pc suit fits a bit big on me (I wear 42/52 in everything)

They just had their hair did.

Flat tire 5 miles into the ride from meeting spot. Faaaaack. Sorry Tpoppa and cball for ruining the ride.

i need a motard with a 690 SMC engine, weighs about 300lbs (like the 690smc), 32-33" seat height, a seat that doesn't deflower your anus after 35 minutes, a place to mount a windscreen and is honda/yamaha level reliable. until then, i'm going to be chucking this fz1 piggy around (coming from a 690 SMC owner)