step 1: be marginally attractive enough to fool girl into liking you enough to get nekkid step 2: make promises that you initially deliver on, then slowly taper off back to your normal, awful self. step 3: lead girl on for approx. 8 years, or just long enough to get them past their "hawtness" prime while completing the transformation back to your hideous, lazy, asshole, unkempt origins step 4: i'm not sure where i'm going with this. gonna go ride and eat ice cream just long enough for her to get fed up and do all the chores and make dinner by the time i get home.