NightRider

No worries man. Just had to take a shot. Have fun!

+1. Demitrix is also a member there. If he can't, im sure someone there can point you in the right direction.

Uhhh...dude? Pics and a phone number right meow! If she'll more or less buy a Harley someone, what else would she buy? This needs locked up already, i'll start dating her. We'll sell the Hardley, and buy a sportbike. Win/Win!

Hit up Demitrix. He might know.

Dear Ron. Since we both live in Lancaster, please...please let me come over and test that thing out.

Holly's response = epic. Sorry to hear Josh.

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Now...im not an expert in dildo's...but damn, that looks pretty close. And. :lol:

Let's just say, "hypothetically" (if you could catch up) you pulled a rider over for doing 100+ or riding a wheelie, or doing 130+ weaving in out of traffic. No ticket?

Ahh...the life of squidward. I think i speak...for all the guys here, except maybe Fonz, Sambusa, MT, maybe even Jrmmii, that no matter how lonely i got. I would never, ever sleep with a squid. You know? Damn.

He's got a pickup. Good on you for offering to help. Shawn's a good guy, and i would help if i had any clue on wtf i was doing.

Come on...i still think about the comments i made, when your wife was in that accident a while back (i meant no offense then, and still don't and don't think anyone being hurt in accident is funny) but the neck brace, or was it collar comment? Yanking it...while giving it to her?

That is the nicest looking jug of milk i've ever seen. Congrats! Just out of curiosity, are you leaving the floorboard's on?

The last 4 women i've been with...all loved it.

I laughed pretty hard the 1st time i saw this.

Most of those Concours's have a ton of miles on them. How many does this one have? For 900$ either way, nice pickup!

Is that...an 80 year old woman's hooha?

Those are places...he's killed people.

Black and Tan is incredible! Me luv long time. Are...we talking about beer?

PM sent.

Those look...retarded.

Congrats Alex! I hope she actually lets you play that Xbox now.

I was 19. In a 2 dr 63 Ford Fairlane 500. 289 Hi Po. My soon to be new car, was in the process of making a trade with my brother. No idea about the "minor details". With a car in front of me, waiting to make a right turn onto Memorial dr. Not knowing 2 cars behind me...was an officer. Light turns green, car in front of me moves just enough so i can squeeze through and make my turn. I yank the wheel hard (No ps) and slam the gas to the floor. No cars in the way, surprisingly got enough green lights to hit 90 passing carnival foods. I'm gonna go with...the officer was driving really slow. Because, i stop at the red light. Go through, and then and ONLY then...at the next light near the mall do i notice him behind me. Soon as i make my left, the lights fly on. The exhaust was crazy loud, but i didn't know they were straight pipes. The plates were to a 90 camaro. No registration. The officer asked what was up with the seatbelts, 1963 and before do not require them. He also mentioned my exhaust, and then told me to park the car and let me go. It goes without saying i got very lucky. That was probably the nicest officer i ran into, or he just had a thing for old cars.

Can't remember if i posted in this or not either. 1976 Kawasaki Kz400. Top speed of 70 mph...on a good day. Paid 500$, got 550$ out of it probably not even a month later.