So i've been on vacation the last week. Aug 12th was my birthday and i've been trying to sell my 05 GMC Envoy. I hate that fucking thing. it's a gas hog and i hate SUV's. anyways, a nice couple called me on the 12th about my truck. they came and looked at it and said they'd get a loan and pick it up the next day... right, heard that one before... Ok, i got car shopping to do. so i start searching craigslist, i've been searching for that last few months and i kept running into this ad and just hoping it was in my price range. but it wasn't he was asking $13,000 but my max was $10,000. He kept going down but not that low. So as i was looking in akron/canton CL i found nothing. So i move to Cleve CL and it pops up again... no price... so i txt the guy... he says 11,500 is his lowest. I try to talk the wife into it, she says FU... damn. i thank him and tell him LBTS, GLWS. So the couple buying my Envoy call me around 10am the next day and say they got denied at their bank and are going to another bank or will mortgage her house to get it so now i really need to find a car. They call me back at 2pm and want the car at 5pm. great. Then out of nowhere, i get a txt at 3:30 asking me whats my wifes price range... i'm who is this? It's the guy with the car i want. i tell 10's my highest. he said he take 10... car found. I've got all kinds of shit going on that weekend so i have no idea how i'm going to do all this but i will get it done. my wife talks to the guy... he cons her into bring the car down to us at 7:30... So the couple comes down to buy the envoy at 5:00, make a mad dash to the BMV by 5:30 and i'm processing a loan as i'm closing another one. Then at 7:30 i pick up my new ride at Baby's R Us. and all is good. I love the car. i had a check for it before i even saw it. A friend of mine knew the guy who had it so i knew it was good.