Buuuuut, I'm still here breathing and walking so I guess that's good right. Long story short, warming up tires, braking fairly hard, bike either locked a wheel or lifted the tail, not sure. Bike folded under, I went off the left side, did a couple of barrel rolls, and stopped rolling to watch my bike go sliding and sparking down the road. Probably dropped around 35 mph. Damage report: Me- skinned knees, bruised hip, stubbed thumb, and a busted ego. Bike- turn signal, shift lever, bar end, and one plastic. The frame and swingarm sliders worked perfectly, didn't even touch the tail! Bike was actually still ridable. Gear- helmet took a nice hit to the temple and face shield broke off, I didn't even feel a hit (Shoei FTMFW!). Jacket got scuffed but no seams busted or anything, boots worked perfectly, gloves worked perfectly and were very slightly scuffed. Big thanks to CBRZach for riding the bike back to his place and taking care of things along with another friend of mine. Now, time to bandage up the scrapes on my knees and go to fukin bed. See y'all in the morn.