Tonik

You want Arlo, the video is saved in the cloud. https://www.amazon.com/Arlo-Smart-Security-Camera-System/dp/B00P7EVST6

Sure, as long as you don't mind not being able to make out a damn thing in the video in daylight. And forget about night all together. Figure about 150 a camera for ones that actually work decently. We have hundreds of camera's here. It takes good money to get a decent usable image.

Define cheap.

Yes, there are. Lots..mos....of the major players make that.

That settles it. Can't be a ghost at the scene if he was still alive.

That's a good plan. Maine is almost a trip by itself.

Bar Harbor is worth a visit if you get that far up the coast.

It was spring time, we were buried so far in the mud we couldn't get the doors open. Had to pop the T Top's off. I stood on the hood while mom passed me the chinese food were trying to get home before it got cold, and our Manhattan's. Didn't spill a drop.

This is a really good idea.

Dude, from what I see all the Duc's have ABS now. Which makes sense as it is mandatory in Europe now I believe.

I would take pretty much any Vette over the Tesla also. I learned how to drive in a 66. Mom sold that and bought a 74 right after. That thing was a rocket, I made a lot of money growing up in Detroit with that car. It was a shame when she and I put it over (not thru) a fence and onto the 8th green of a a golf course one night.

Yea, that is a deal killer my friend.

If I were to go that big and that style it would be an H2.

My work here is done.

And Idiots is ASSEMBLED buy old bald men with beer bellies and hairy chests.

Yea, well my bike is made by young Japanese chicks dressed in kimonos with no underwear, small perky breasts and hairy sideways vaginas.

No different than Harley trying to perpetuate the myth that their bikes are American Iron.

Yea, it's about 2000 miles south east of the Harley plant in India.

tldr

There is a shorter ferry near fort ticondaroga that is fun. If you get up by Lake Placid they put wheels on the bob sleds and you can ride the Olympic couse. That is pretty epic. In Bangor you can see Steven Kings house. Find a Captain Newicks restaurant in Maine or NH to eat at. All the great roads are in Vermont.

You are far more honorable than your cohorts in crime. But still a dick.

They can be difficult to maintain, and expensive to do so. For example valve adjusting is pretty frequent on some models and you need a midget with four arms to do it. If you have a dealer do it they nail you for it. 1000 to 1600, and some models need it every 7500 miles. I would need it done twice a season. Newer models are getting better, It's like all the old Harley peeps from the AMF days moved to Italy and got jobs there. That said, between maintenance visits I understand they are super machines. Great stuff.

I wonder how that pool table handles the twisties.

So we shouldn't expect you to enter the Tesla or Ban contest?

Maybe we should let this one go. Dude lost his bike, soon his pool table and all his man cave stuff will be gone. All he has now is poo filled diapers. It would be the humane thing to do.