You ungrateful bastard. I am creating compelling content for your site, running contests with my own personal points and even lining up a TESLA for members here to test drive. Jumping Jesus on a Pogo stick I even bring Donuts to all the events for everyone. Without me, you suck. You still suck, well you still suck just less. Even I can't overcome your suckyness.
God Damn ungrateful kids.