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Tonik

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  1. Bar Harbor is worth a visit if you get that far up the coast.
  2. It was spring time, we were buried so far in the mud we couldn't get the doors open. Had to pop the T Top's off. I stood on the hood while mom passed me the chinese food were trying to get home before it got cold, and our Manhattan's. Didn't spill a drop.
  3. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    Dude, from what I see all the Duc's have ABS now. Which makes sense as it is mandatory in Europe now I believe.
  4. I would take pretty much any Vette over the Tesla also. I learned how to drive in a 66. Mom sold that and bought a 74 right after. That thing was a rocket, I made a lot of money growing up in Detroit with that car. It was a shame when she and I put it over (not thru) a fence and onto the 8th green of a a golf course one night.
  5. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    Yea, that is a deal killer my friend.
  6. If I were to go that big and that style it would be an H2.
  7. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    My work here is done.
  8. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    And Idiots is ASSEMBLED buy old bald men with beer bellies and hairy chests.
  9. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    Yea, well my bike is made by young Japanese chicks dressed in kimonos with no underwear, small perky breasts and hairy sideways vaginas.
  10. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    No different than Harley trying to perpetuate the myth that their bikes are American Iron.
  11. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    Yea, it's about 2000 miles south east of the Harley plant in India.
  12. There is a shorter ferry near fort ticondaroga that is fun. If you get up by Lake Placid they put wheels on the bob sleds and you can ride the Olympic couse. That is pretty epic. In Bangor you can see Steven Kings house. Find a Captain Newicks restaurant in Maine or NH to eat at. All the great roads are in Vermont.
  13. You are far more honorable than your cohorts in crime. But still a dick.
  14. Tonik

    Ducati Hate

    They can be difficult to maintain, and expensive to do so. For example valve adjusting is pretty frequent on some models and you need a midget with four arms to do it. If you have a dealer do it they nail you for it. 1000 to 1600, and some models need it every 7500 miles. I would need it done twice a season. Newer models are getting better, It's like all the old Harley peeps from the AMF days moved to Italy and got jobs there. That said, between maintenance visits I understand they are super machines. Great stuff.
  15. I wonder how that pool table handles the twisties.
  16. So we shouldn't expect you to enter the Tesla or Ban contest?
  17. Maybe we should let this one go. Dude lost his bike, soon his pool table and all his man cave stuff will be gone. All he has now is poo filled diapers. It would be the humane thing to do.
  18. j and j always seems to be really fair on their used bike prices. I bought my Nomad from them.
  19. No, even our Resident Idiot can make it go 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds. You just mash and go. Computer puts max power to the wheels with no spin. And yea, it driving is the epic part...very cool.
  20. Yea, he doesn't have a bike. Only the memories of a broken man.
  21. Ok, this just went epic. Instead of points the grand prize will be driving the Tesla. Tesla or BAN!!
  22. Genius. I will make a new thread. Now that is a great contest idea.
  23. Yes, it uses a plug in. Tapatalk hijacks all links posted via TapaTalk and I believe images and uses a url shortener of shorts so that when I view a pic you post with tapatalk or click a link you posted I end up getting one of their bullshit cookies and end up in their bullshit tracking system. The original developer is still with Tapatalk, he is a real dick head. He sold it and his soul to some investment firm that is now focused on monetizing it and generating cash. Part of my hatred is I bought the full version prior to him selling out, so I should be exempt from their shenanigans, but am not. I love Tim to death, in a non-homo way, but If I owned this place I would get rid of that crap in a heartbeat.
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