One day I will formalize this but as it is "5 Simple Rules of the Road". 1. Left lane is for passing, if your not passing or getting into the correct lane for an exit or interchange, Move to the right! If we all followed this rule there would be a lot less traffic issues. If you are trying to be a control freak and MAKE me go slower remember you are partially responsible when I take a greater risk to get past you. After I passed you, there is no point in speeding up now. I will get no trophy for being faster and in fact I might just occupy that cop ahead who's looking for his next speeding ticket recipient. Thank you for letting me by, I'll be on my way. 2. Road construction, we all hate it but by passing in the shut down lane you are ultimately slowing us all down even more. So don't be surprised we have no interest in letting you merge 10 feet from where that lane ends. In fact, expect me to honk at you to express the group frustration with your need to be a dumb ass. 3. If the phone is ringing, the kids are screaming or something else is distracting you, you are to busy to be driving. Safely pull to the side of the road or nearest exit, park the vehicle, address the issue so that you can pay attention to driving. You never know when some other distracted driver will be on the road not paying attention to YOU. One of you needs to be looking out. 4. Have you ever slammed your hand in the door? Imagine how much worse it is when you slam your car into someone. Watch out for people walking, biking and motorcycling on the road or sit at home slamming your hand in the door till you understand. 5. Hear that siren? No? Turn the radio down and maybe you will. I was tired of that song anyways, although thanks for sharing your crappy music with me. Feel free to share these rules with anyone who thinks they already know the rules.