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jblosser

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  1. Looks extremely clean, and I like the paint scheme. GLWS!
  2. Sold, er, will be given to Chebby.
  3. It's not snowing here right now - looking out the window it looks like 2 inches, give or take. They said the tickets will be good for any other game. Does me no good since I have season tickets. Anyone want 3 tickets to a Clippers game of their choosing?
  4. Threw snowballs at cars from a service road, so they couldn't stop and come after you. Convinced little neighbor kid (with help from his older brother) that rabbit droppings were raisins. Switched plug wires around on dad's straight 6 (he shut it off after 5 seconds of running like crap, figured it out, fixed it, then beat my ass). Stuck little green apples on the end of a fishing pole, flipped them over the house out onto the main road during rush hour. Best: My buddy lived near the ball diamonds, there were train tracks running past, with lots of thick vegetation to hide in. Grabbed his wrist rocket slingshot and an M80 (the old 1970's kind, that were really loud), went down to the tracks and hid in the bushes. There was a girl's softball game going on. M80 in leather pouch thing on the wrist rocket, pull back all the way, lit it, waited a couple of seconds, aimed toward the softball game, and let 'er rip. Up, up, up, up, down, down, down, UH-OH, UH-OH, please go off, please go off, KA-BOOM! Exploded about 6 feet over the pitcher's head, scared the crap outta everybody.
  5. Took a day off work, got Jr. out of school at 11:30. Settle in to watch the Clipper vs. the Indians from 9th row behind home plate. Game called after 2 innings because "it's too dangerous for the players". Could barely see the "AEP" on the AEP building. There's an inch (and still coming down) on the railing of the deck at home now. Stupid Ohio weather.
  6. I think my rep button is broken from too much lulz... 'Course, I got neg repped (not by RVT) for offering to detail RVT's S1000RR...
  7. That is baddd azzzzz.
  8. Used it in 8th grade metal shop a hundred years ago to coat 1/8" rope coiled around a dowel - to make a handle on a hammer (we cast the head, that's why it was a metal shop project). Still using the hammer, the coating has held up great. I wouldn't suggest putting it on yer johnson.
  9. From a quick perusal of teh intarwebs, people fall into one of two camps: Great gun or Biggest POS evar.
  10. URL is working, but loads of PHP errors. It's out of RAMs, needs bounced.
  11. After the lawsuit, it will be known as "Flounder's Holiday Inn".
  12. I'll clean it for you - free! - just leave the keys, come back in a week or so, don't check the mileage before dropping it off.
  13. If he hadn't told the A.D., and had they not together decided to ignore it and hope for: it to go away, TP (a-hat) to win the Heisman, go undefeated, and win the National championship, he'd be unemployed.
  14. "It's Friday, Friday, blah blah blah" "BOOM" as I blast the radio with the o/u Back on topic, go with the chrome. Maybe slap an ORdN sticker on it.
  15. Let me introduce you to Alan Kempster: Back in 1990 he was hit by a drunk driver in a truck and as a result his right arm and leg were amputated. When he recovered he took up water skiing, thinking he would never ride again and represented Australia 10 times and won 3 world championships. He got back on a motorcycle and now is racing in the FX250-400cc class. His racing number? 1/2
  16. jblosser

    Max's suburban

    From the album: misc

  17. I thought BMW's were for twats? That said, I wish the black one was all black instead of having the swingarm and half of the tank that poop brown color. And don't even get me started on that yellow/green assault on the eyes. The red/white/blue one that Lenko/Nick has is cool, just not the colors I want. Make an all-black one, and then: Want.
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