1) I'm considered an ass most the time. 2) I'm a damn good shot even half asleep at 3am when my door gets opened. 3) I usually don't "proof read" what I'm about to say because I don't care how it makes you feel. 4) I'm an open book with no shame, wanna know something just ask. 5) I like sex 8-10 a day and it's difficult to find a girl to keep up and why I'm usually late everywhere because we stop and play somewhere along the way. 6) I eat massive amounts of pasta. 7) I eat at every Waffle House I can. 8) When you think I'm joking, chances are I'm not. 9) I love my job because I love blood, trauma, broken bones and human suffering. Yet I'm prolly the one you'd most want on the squad comming to get you 10) I would kill anyone in a split second for hurting my daughter and the body would never be found.