To really reward you for this epic post that totally made me laugh, I will be bringing my girls skirt and hoe boots along with an umbrella. My hairy half nekkid ass is going to be all over your pits and on the grid with that umbrella held as high as I can with my hairy ass armpits all up on your elbows. Just try to regain your composure and focus after that Craig will owe me an entire pack of oreos and I wont even have to ride