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Don't tell me you never opened up a dead tape and threw the reels like streamers...

Glad to you're ok. Will ride to work a little slower this morning. A little.

Original video is blcoked by SME (Sony Music) for copyright violation. Maybe someone should explain to Sony that "Parody" is fair use and therefore an exception to Copyright laws.

^^^ Off topic, but that is an epic sig quote.

That video is older than the internet - yet this is the first time I've heard the audio?

What makes him come off? Doesn't look like he has any good reason to come off. Would the bike slow down that quicky with the engine still running? He would have to be in a very low gear. Also, the bike seems to go extremely slow - slower than I would expect it to keep itself upright.

If she's naked in the public view then she can't complain. The cameras don't see through walls.

Never saw the disposition of this case in the news so I looked it up. The guy had several charges from the same violation date. 180 days for a Domestic Violence plea and 180 days for aggravated menacing and a weapons charge. The two 180 day terms are consecutive (so he geot a year in jail total) and any non-executed term (meaning if he is released early for any reason) suspended for the term of his 5 year probation. He got 90 days for killing the puppy - concurrent with these terms - meaning that he will not serve any additional term for that. So, he effectively got no punishment for killing the puppy. It was a freebie.

In Capitalist America, you fuck girl. In Soviet Russia, girl fuck YOU.

Signed. Any vehicle too large to travel within its own lane should be escorted by the police. It the same on freeways, and freeways don't have the added danger of blind corners.

The comments on that page have to be a joke...

Or the last one.

Time to update the father/son bike pic. My avatar shows my old Volusia, so it was time to get a pic with us on the Wee.

Friends at school reported much success with "Do you want a chip?" (Hold bag of chips out) Nothing cheesy or immediately suggestive - but enough to break the ice.

They didn't say that cars are better. They just said that motorcycles are NOT better than cars. "At best, it's a wash." All the emissions regulations on cars are going to start hitting bikes too, then bikes will be better again. Of course the emissions gear will make then heavier, slower and worse MPG than before - but they will sh*t grass and fluffy bunnies out the tailpipe.

But how did my headset know I am a stinkin' limey?

Blue Hair pickup line? "Bingo night!"

Should be realtively easy to modify the e to an a - if the idiot can figure out that it should be A.

I have a pair of the Scala Teamset Pro bluetooth headset for when my boy rides 2up me. I've recently been running a radio through it too during my morning commute. Well I finally decided to add my phone to it also. So I pair them up etc and test it. When the incoming call arrives it plays a headset-specific ringtone. God Save The Queen (British National Anthem, if you didn't know). What are the chances, seriously. (Before you point out that the tune is actually "My country tis of thee" I'll point out that that melody was stolen from an old German unoffical anthem which was stolen from a Prussian song which was itself stolen from the British National Anthem, the score of which was originally written in 1619)

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Fair enough. I used to be able to read a little Arabic phonetically but never learned the language.

OP: The Arabic text above "Infidel" actually phonetically says something like "Kaffir." I guess that's the's that the Arabic word for Infidel?

Tough room!

No picture. Just a couple of unused free McDonald's meal tickets and the occasional automated "Are you satisfied with the response from customer service" email that I answer negatively each time. Nothing ever happens. Don't expect anything ever will.

Hmmm... F*ckDonalds. I feel that way about them ever since they gave me a mcmuffin that was contaminated with some kind of cleaning chemical. I figured they cleaned the work surface with something and then used it without wiping off the cleaner or whatever. No more McD's for me, ever. Chemical burns in your mouth are not fun. I was lucky, I just ended up with my mouth going numb for a few hours.