I was thinking; "What 3rd word country did this happen in... Calderdale? That's England... Sh*t. With all the CCTV they have over there you'd think it'd have been filmed by someone. Good luck getting a nursery job (they mean the daycare kind, not the plants and flowers kind) with a violent assault conviction. BTW "Conditional Discharge" means "You've been found guilty, but we're not going to punish you (beyond court costs and compensation)". Interesting concept. Do bad stuff, get arrested, convicted, and then....don't get punished. WTF?