This reminds me of a bad experience i had in a chinese resturant. Back when i was a tree timmer i was working intown in Dayton. When your intown and you have to go to the bathroom most people will climb into the back of the chip truck, put up a road sign to block the view and do their business. I was willing to take a piss back there but not a deuce. So anyway i was overwelmed with the urge to take a crap. I'm talking turtle head peakin, sweating and hot flash type emergency. I hop in the truck and try to find the nearest resturant. I find some chinese food place and run in just to find the mensroom is occupied. I try to wait it out but say fuckit and dash into the womens (hoping nobody saw me). As im in there destroying this bathroom i hear someone tug on the door so i pinch it off so they dont hear me. I give it a second then get back to work. After im done handling my business i wash up and try to sneak back out of the womens restroom. When i open the door i see that there is a line 3 deep waiting on me. I know damn well they heard me. I kinda just looked down and walked out back to the truck in shame. Here is another interesting tale of my public restroom expeirences. This one took place in Aberdeen Oh. The one gas station they have there had a bathroom with 2 toilets but no divider between them. Also no lock on the door. So i walk in having to take a deuce and get hit with a descision. Do i make a go for it and hope nobody comes in or hold it till i get across to Maysville Ky. You guessed it i went for it. I try my best to make quick work of it. But wouldnt you know just before im done someone comes right in. You would think that they would turn around and wait but OH HELL NO! They plop a squat right next to me. There is know way in hell im going to wipe my ass infont of this dude. I had to sit there and wait him out. Talk about fucking awkward! On a side note.......I'm not to picky when it comes time to do work in a public restroom. If you gotta go you gotta go.