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Coyote

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  1. Yup, just like the thumb of an old, worn-out pair of work gloves. We all know she married me for my money, anyway. ...And body heat.
  2. Ha...He said "Seen yer member"...
  3. I'm there right now...And you haven't even said 'hello' yet.
  4. The Three Burials of Mequiades Estrada http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3k1iBYa5Z4 A feel-good, buddy movie.
  5. Cars with propane tanks in them can be entertaining as well. There were a few of those donated for the grand opening of the Contenders range last spring...
  6. Not too closely related, but it did make me think about ponchos... http://www.nbc-links.com/miscellaneous/poncho-man.pdf
  7. Coyote

    I'm a Loser.

    I wouldn't worry too much...Given all that she has managed to look past so far--This is nothing...
  8. What the hell is this "Rep" everyone keeps talking about?
  9. LOL @ all you pansies that need guns for home protection... If someone comes into my home with malicious intent, I will first demoralize them by showing them the size of my cock, then punch them and their gun. Then I will let my dog have his way with them. Seriously, though...First line of defense is a Wife with a 12-guage. (...And people think I'm mean...!?!)
  10. No. They didn't think it was funny at all. Maybe they had heard it too many times, too. I have to go see a Dr. next week, myself. Maybe I'll try a variation there. I expect they'll have even less of a sense of humour.
  11. Vet technician: Did you remember to bring a fecal sample? Me: Yes, (hands-over the bag)...Still confused as to why I need to bring this... Vet tech: So we can examine it to see if your dog has parasites. Me: (Long pause, blank stare)...Oh, you wanted the dog's droppings?! Vet tech: (Look of horror)!! Me: Ha! Just kidding.
  12. Instrument is from the In on the Kill Taker album--one of their 8 best albums.
  13. ...Guess I'm a little more "Shatner", eh?
  14. …Interestingly enough (or not so much) also known as a Sabot, from whence the words saboteur and sabotage are derived, although the exact etymological evolution is debatable:
  15. Dunno yet...Seeing as how it only took me three months of hobbling before deciding to see a Dr., I'm not sure how long it'll take me to actually get to one. Honestly, I am now in more of a hurry to get this thing fixed. Gave it a good twist on a wet floor this morning and have been rough shape ever since. Waiting to get a call back from the Wife's Dr...
  16. Thanks much for the replies. Looks like as soon as I get the internals on my knee done, I'll hook up the ape, too...
  17. Looking to have the Öhlins internals kit installed in my RSV's stock Showa forks...Anyone have any recommendations of a quality shop with regards to suspension work, preferably in central Ohio?
  18. Hear about Snoop's line of umbrellas? Fo' drizzle.
  19. (Seriously...No one? Well, since I seem to be on a homophone kick...) Denudes
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