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They should bring in a special community organizer from Chicago to try to bring jobs in.......oh wait.

Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently.

*cough* admin console *cough*

No no, that's just the redneck's sister/cousin Betty-Sue wearing a set of these: He's just calling her "Bambi".

"Yes, honey, when the rpm gauge says 5000, that is a good time to let out the clutch."

I believe it was Rapide. The motor wasn't blacked out and it looks dead on the Rapide.

Not too skimpy. Do you know how hard it is for 100rrrider to match his gucci handbag and thigh-high boots with anything?

Congrats.

So I'm making my way home and stop off at a lake to take a little smoke break. I'm just getting ready to leave and this older guy comes riding down on one of these: His had saddlebags and rear-bag tho and he's got a handful of stickers on them from European countries. It turns out this guy has taken his bike over to Europe twice and has ridden the dragon(had sticker) on it. I thought it was damned interesting and worth the cig the guy bummed off me.

His balls?

Wall Humping - Rubbing your pants pocket against a scanner that reads security cards in order not to waste time taking the card out of your pocket. He's wall humping to get into the office after hours. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wall%20humping

Nope, they were already pre-programmed for crazy. These just got their activation signal this week.

Or high:

True story: Playing capture-the-flag in this small ravine. My team was spread out with myself and 2 others are on one hillside, 3 more on the other hillside, and 4 down the middle. All we heard from the other side was the sound of a shot and somebody go "Ow, Fuck, my balls." Damn near ruined the whole game because everybody on both teams started to laugh and after the game, the guy is walking around showing the the shot.

FAG!

ooooo, suggestive as hell but I'm not going to say anything.

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Guy walks out of a mall and sees this distraught blonde lady standing by her car. He asks "What's the problem?" She says "The batteries in by keyfob are going dead and I can't get my door unlocked. See, I push and push and nothing happens." The guy takes the keys out of her hand and unlocks the door with the key.

and blow:D

Here ya go, Casper, hopefully this eases the pain.

Yea, that was my bad. We posted at the same time.

Fix it!! Fix it!! Fix it!! Fix it!! Fix it!! Fix it!! Oh, um, nevermind, it seems to be back now. *Insert smartass joke about drunk admin tripping over the plug again* Just kidding. Just kidding.

And kill the foul-mouthed hooded one every week.

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." - Robert A. Heinlein