I will kick anyone's ass from a dig. I don't care what you're running. Dual rocket launchers, big shot, huge cam combo biggie sized, whatever you think it'll take. I'm not bringing any money, because I'll have yours in 10 seconds or less. Don't bring friends or family, this will be nothing short of embarrassing for you. In fact; maybe you shouldn't even go, just Pay Pal your money to me now and I'll overlook that you thought you stood a chance.
Sorry about that. It's getting close to the end of the year and I haven't done any shit talking so I thought I would give it a try.
Now back to our regularly scheduled bench racing.