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ShankroidBeast

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  1. Come on that was a long time ago. I've fathered a child since then. Yes I do have one ball. I would be very happy to prove that to your GF or your Ball and chain It's really funny when I have to have physical I never say anything about it. Strange how the doctor's head cocks to the side when he checks me for a hernia....his eyes say...WTF.....LOL
  2. Okay. Sorry to pull this, we have a lot of qualified people here.... but.....moments after my welding accident I was barely able to put out the pubic hair fire, when in the process my moisture laden underwear (soaked from a failed bellybutton shot of 151 earlier in the evening) set my nether regions ablaze and in the process was able to save my right ball by pouring my beer on it (i drink beer fast and only had enough left to save one I'm afraid) so take it from a real man with only one ball. You can trust me....even when I lie
  3. I've gone through paramedic training, been a lifeguard, was able to save an 8 year old from drowning in a pool, work for a hospitals and doctors offices for the past 15 years, spent 2 years in an ER while going to school (so I've seen everything no matter how embarrassing) and I also even made the mistake of marring a nurse. So if you have a question I'll be haapy to lie to you and make you feel better
  4. Welcome!! P.S. As far as the warning about JRMMiii goes, sure he is mean, nasty, unwholesome, rotten (there is even a rumor that he has eaten a baby or two) Just don't say anything ignorant or even look at him wrong because if you do he will reach down your throat and pull out your spine. That being said he is a nice guy
  5. Ha ha!! I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!!! My advice is part out the Mustang. There is a big market for those parts on eBay, just strip it down and you would be surprised what you can get for some of those parts. Sure that will take work and be a pain in the ass, but with no insurance you dug the hole yourself.
  6. Nice bike!! Wow from a 250 to an R6. Bet you are loving life right now!!! Enjoy your new toy and always wear your gear
  7. Yeah they can be a nuisance alright, but they do have one thing going for them; they are made of meat. Yummy!
  8. Yeah after watching it, I thought he was a bit of a douche bag for not giving them a picture when he came back to pick up his girlfriend. But then again he is "annoyed" by them enough I guess he thought they "owed" it to him. AND if I had his money I'd be riding around in a Dodge Tomahawk. You can jump that with a car easy enough
  9. I think we all have needed a push at one time or another. I was impressed he wore his gear. Nice bike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du6Z_fhdWlw
  10. On a two lane road I wave at everyone with the left hand down wave, or a noticeable nod if my hands are busy. I indicate EVERY (wave...communication...what-have-you) on two lane roads. I've noticed almost 100% of the time the ones who see you and don"t respond...... is some overweight asshole with no gear on a Harley. Just saying. 99% of the Harley riders when it comes to manners and riding etiquette think being rude is cool. Yeah you are a bald headed fat piece of shit. You are so cool. When you weigh 300lbs you either ride a Goldwing or a Harley. Truth.
  11. I would be in if it was reasonable. I also want to bungee jump off the New Riever bridge this year as well so cost is a factor for me. If its under $150 I'm in.....
  12. Okay. My ugly ass has something to say. if you were on a reality game show and one of your tasks was to get pushed out of a moving vehicle on to any given asphalt road in your neihborhood at 30mph how would you prepair for that? would you do it in shorts" tee shirt? NAHHHH.... you would gear up wouldn't you? Hell you would go over board. Stuff an over sized leather jacket with foam, elbow pads. hockey gear, and make sure not a single part of you is oncovered RIGHT? Put that in your pipe and smoke it
  13. Okay here is a thought. You know all the people in your life that give you a hard time about riding????? Tell them you want to be safer but gear costs money. Then ask them just how much they care about you and if something were to happen how much is your life worth to them? Sometimes a guilt trip can go a long way when you want someone else to pay for what would normally come out of your own pocket And yes, I've done it and NO I'm not ashamed.
  14. I live in Groveport and I ride all the time. Lots of good roads S/SE of Columbus. I'm sure I've ridden your road. Could it be 674 perhaps to 188 or 22?? South of Columbus 33 gets real nice around Nelsonville. We should go riding sometime PM me
  15. This is the way I see it. I wear all my gear for a possible low speed crash (OR THE CRASH YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST RIDING AROUND THE BLOCK OR A JAUNT A FEW MILES FROM YOUR PLACE - sorry didn't mean to shout). Taking a turn with sand or gravel, oil patch on an on-ramp, lowsliding, or the "fender bender" (which of course 3500+ pounds vs 700-900lbs is never a favorable physics match). If it helps me avoid the reaper in a high speed crash more power to me, but I wouldn't count on it. Ever hear the philosophy that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure? Look at it this way. EVEN if you have the BEST medical insurance you will still pay 15-20% of medical bills. An average 20mph road rash (with no gear) and its related injuries can run 100k and go up from there depending on hospital stay and such. I've seen people with gear literally avoid $10,000 in hospital costs from their own pocket by wearing their gear. I work for Mount Carmel Hospitals so not all of this was pulled directly from my ass
  16. I feel a little self conscious about wearing leather pants if I'm heading somewhere. But you do have a choice if you want to look normal. Check these jeans out at the Iron Pony. I have a pair and I'm getting another in the darker shade. They have heavy denim and Kevlar panels sewn to the inside. Plus they look good. IP has them for $100 now but you can find them online for about $85 shipped (no tax). If (and I hope you never do) go down, it will be the BEST money you ever spent and they look great. BTW the motocross knee and shin armor fit very nicely underneath them.
  17. I worked in a hospital ER for two years while going to school. All these guys would have to do is go to a busy ER on a beautiful day like today and they will see what road rash really looks like. I've seen fingers ground completely away, and while they clean it to get all the asphalt out, the sound of their gut wrenching screams raise the hairs on your neck. I wear an armored leather jacket, spine protector, full face, gloves, boots, cycle jeans or leathers and knee shin pads EVERY time I ride. WEAR YOUR GEAR PEOPLE, pain REALLY sucks!!!
  18. That is my favorite style of all the R's. Love the black. That thing looks BAD ASS!!!
  19. That's good advice and yep, I'm replacing it all with a "kit". The bike has nearly 18k on it and it was not well maintained I'm afraid, so I little peace of mind and with some help from new gearing the bike will be even more fun than it already is!!!!
  20. Thank you!!! This is the exact answer I was looking for. A 520 and -1 in front and +2 in the back is what I'm getting. I'm not concerned about top speed, my balls turn to the size of raisins even approaching 100, so if it goes 140 instead of 150 I would never know nor care. As far as my spedo, I'll use a GPS and mark my tach in increments. That way I only have to look at one gauge
  21. I'm going to do a conversion on my 00 GSX-R600 and was wondering what if any real difference it can make or effect the bike either way between the 520 and 525 kits? I have a Mustang GT and went from 3.27 gears to 4.10 and dollar for dollar that was hands down the best mod I did even though it killed about 2mpg on the highway So any reason to get one over the other? And those who did it, is there a noticeable difference after the conversion? It would be nice to hit the powerband a little sooner
  22. Nice looking helmet, love the graphics
  23. While accent lights on a bike could be cool, why stop at lights? For my next mod I plan on doing something like this guy. It think this is supposed to be a Predator, but to me it looks like a very angry vagina with teeth that may need a little trimming
  24. Okay so I watched it because it had a crazy name and I was bored. Turned out to be a really cool video. That is one cool little chic with balls! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXJmGkG9YtE&feature=related
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