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Before the days of online dating you had to have game and pick up chicks at the bar. That is where the lions ate and the jackals fed on the leftovers... I worked with a guy that was the classic jackal, and this guy would fuck about anything that would say maybe. This guy came into the office after a hard weekend and would have some of the most insane stories about drunkin shit he did, and it made me happy I kept my distance. Well his jackal ways took over one night and around closing time he picked up this rather tornado proof skank at a bar near Marshal's campus. One of the other guys from the office was their and said she was rather large and hoggish looking. So the jackal in his drunken state take this closing time special home and starts to plow her like a snow covered parking lot, not realizing (or so he claims) what he was doing. Well in the process of laying pipe he comes to and then sees he is fucking a couch sized horkin-beast and does what any sane man would do, fakes passing out. The horkin-beast is not pleased and tried to wake the jackal up according to reports, but he played passed out until the creature left. The moral of the story is make sure you bring a solid wingman with you to the bar, because a true wingman will prevent you from going home with the finest of swamp-donkeys...

Well as soon as he gets it running I have a nice warm spot saved for him on my feature car list...

I would take a look at DEI and see if they have a solution for you. http://www.designengineering.com/ Ray uses their stuff on the car and the wrap works great. We can pull the hood after a pass and work on the car right away without getting burnt. It keeps the heat in check under the hood.

Thanks Tim, I apprecate it. Right now they are talking about having me write 2 features a month, and do some other stuff. The editor from Car Craft would like me to also submit story ideas too. I think my new goal will be to land something on the cover of Car Craft, and have multiple features on several titles all at the same time. If I do that I might need some adult help on the photo shoot for Car Craft :lolguy:

This car hauls ass for being a big girl, and does it without standing out. It really does not look like, or sound like a 8 second car :fuckyeah: http://www.dragzine.com/features/car-features/oldsmobile-addiction-joe-news-boosted-72-cutlass-supreme/

That is Duck's girlfriend, and she is wearing his signature jacket.

Every car in the class is nuts. Nitrous cars with 900 plus cubic inch motors, screw blower cars that sound so angry, turbo cars with giant turbos. Big Chief almost made the field, but I was told that certain people complained enough to get weight thrown at his combo so he would not hit the 3's. He ended up running a 4.10 on a single pass, that is flying for an all Pontiac small block with 88mm turbos....

All post more about this event later, but this race was one the most bad ass things I've ever seen. Keith's car was not even running before round 1 of qualifying, they finished putting the brand new motor combo in the car at the track. He then starts getting quicker, and quicker, and snapping necks during eliminations. This race felt like a heavy weight title fight, Wrestlemania, and a final battle between good and evil all mixed into one. I picked Stevie Fast to win, but he got caught napping on the tree an he could not drive around the wooooooo machine.

So, I just got back from Lights Out 7. Here are a few of my shots, more to come. http://www.dragzine.com/race-coverage/drag-radial-events/photo-extra-lights-out-7-testing-is-over-in-south-georgia/

Good motorsports on broadcast TV is dying slowly. The only thing they will cover live are big events or series, and even the the coverage is shit at best. There is a reason TW cable is trying to buy up a part of Hulu, to try and slow the bleeding a bit.

The real racing season kicks off this weekend with Lights Out 7 at South Georgia Mostorsports Park. I'll be there shooting for Dragzine, so you will be able to check out my work at http://www.dragzine.com and we will also be doing same day updates. Radial vs The World starts qualifying Wednesday night, and with $50,000 to win on the line you can bet people are going to have their stuff set on KILL. Live Feed link http://motormaniatv.com on MMTV1

This would be the route I suggest. I'm kind of in the same boat as Tim, and what I do sell is usually digital or a print by print basis off of what people see online. Your work is outstanding and if you can find the right market it should sell well.

I had to redistribute my PTO from work and was not able to fit this in, or I would have already taken Jordan up on his offer.

Co-workers were stuck in the office for a while due to the chase. One of them knows an ER nurse who saw the victims come in, guess they were pretty "hacked up" and not sure if a couple were going to make it

It appears you need some help, so I'm going to give you some tough love advice that is going to sting and maybe you will learn from it. 1.Clearly you are not good as good at the internet as your original post claims. 2.you should really take Doc's advice since he is smarter than you, and most on this site. 3. Stop asking other people to talk to grant for you, its clear he does not like you and is going to keep fucking with you. 4. Go fix your life and stop fucking around on a local car message board. What you need won't be found here, because its pretty clear some serious problems for you are coming from here and you need to remove that from your life. You keep ranting about how crazy/hard life is, guess what, we all got our problems. Some of us put on a fake happy face, our big boy pants, some gangster rap, and deal with our shit without putting it out there for all to see. I hope you find inner zen and get your life right, but not taking the advice of others who have been there, done that, and got the t-shirt won't do that for you. Have a #blessed day.

Some killer runs for sure

Its a nice side gig that allows me to do some neat stuff and make cash doing it. I'm not ready to make it my fulltime career yet, but if the right chance comes my way I'll do it. They are really looking to get ahead of the fall of regular TV and address the underserved motorsports market.

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As of now I doubt it, because they don't have a title to match it. I would not be shocked if a bike title is launched in the next 2 years.

Well, check out Power Automedia's YouTube channel to get an idea and http://www.powerautomedia.com to see everything we do. I write for pretty much all the titles now in some form.

The main company I freelance for, Power Automedia is launching a streaming TV network http://www.speedvideo.com. Make sure to follow us on Facebook and sign up for e-mail updates so you know what events will be covered. Right now I'll be working the drag racing side of things at events doing editorial, photo, video, and maybe on air work. I'm pretty pumped to say the least, its another step in the right direction for once. I also want to take the time to thank all who have supported me and encouraged me on this journey. I will continue to never forget those who got me here and help promote the local car guys when I can. It feels good to see the hard work pay off and stick it to those who got their laughs at my expense. I'm the kind of person that loves to prove people wrong, and now the bar just got kicked up about 11 notches :fuckyeah: I now have companies coming to me wanting work done and it is now opening some really neat doors!

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