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Thanks for the help, btw.

I haven't checked for spark, just happened tonight. There is a ticking/tapping noise...sounds like it's coming from the top part of the motor. What's the best/safest way to check for the spark?

it cranks but won't turn over? Does not compute.

 

wait. you said it cranks, but won't turn over?

 

is the engine turning over at all? like say no spark?

 

Yeah sorry for the poor explanation... It acts like it want's to start but it won't. Not like a bad starter where it just clicks, it sounds like it's about to start up, but just (insert noise you hear about .05 seconds before your car starts) doesn't. I though timing chain?

My G/F drives a 99 Dodge Dakota (3.9l V6). It has 197K mile on it. She drove it home from work today but when she went to start it up this evening it won't turn over. It cranks and gets power it just won't turn over and start. I can hear the fule pump for a sec when the key is in the on position like normal, it just won't turn over. I have a feeling I know what it is...but... I don't want to think about that. So any input from you guys? Thanks!

You need to get your dick hole swabbed at the doctors.

 

First had experience huh!?

Oh and give yourself about 8-10 minutes to watch it.

This version is long... but the fun begins at about 7:00 minutes in.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/62203/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-thu-mar-12-2009

 

Jon was on a mission, and I think he made his point. Oh and Cramer looked like a bitch.

Bottom of page 2 and still no pics, WTF slacker!? Pics or I call BS on this car.

 

Don't get me wrong, no one in this thread thinks less of the R to the burg than I, I just want the noob to give Phil shit.

 

:funny: +1

Needs lowered. Times, Dyno Sheet?

Discuss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LceizefhP4k

reminds me of mario kart for some reason

 

 

http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/8917073b4c90ddfa

I've got years of electronics experience and it does look pretty basic. I wonder if I could build one that pops a tire

 

YES!!! And put it in one of these...

 

http://www.arizonatools.com/img/products/R/RAYMT6.JPG

 

go to track, offer to "help" you opponent with his burnout and profit!

I painted my bike all black and put a shit load of batman stickers on it when I was llike 9 or 10... With that being siad, I like it!

Moar pics? Updates?

WOW, Cheap ass!

I say that when people ask me how my day is going.

 

I say it after having sex with random girls?

I was thinking that was the string of a gigantic tampon for the typical Buick owner.

 

^^ I didn't see this coming^^.

I love the exterior look and the power that buicks make, but I just hate the interrior.

In all fairness, I am a pretty good tech. The last place I was at, I had to ask stupid fucking questions to the guys who thought they knew what they wanted. I had to do this to figure out what they actually needed.

 

Where I am now, I have to ask stupid basic questions to: A) Asses knowledge level. B) Correctly diagnose the issue. C) Sort through the BS of the know-it-alls.

 

That's the worst part is getting some 40 year old bald fat guy who thinks he know EVERYTHING about EVERY car becasue he just got done installing wiper blades in the parking lot.

Good luck with that. If you could talk the guy down to about $20K for the Z06 and could get it repaired for and back to new for about $15-20K more, you'd still save about $25-30K over buying one from a dealer. Not something I would do personally becasue of all the headach involved, but you could have a $40-45K C6Z06...

I like it but I think it will look much better in person.

 

Also, just for the haters - the V6 is 300+ HP and, if perf est are to be believed, will give a new Mustang GT all it wants in a race. It is the 3.6 out of the CTS and one of GMs most advanced motors.

Yep, I read that too. 300hp V6 aint a bad starting point for someone.

I'm not a fan of them at all, too big and bulky IMO.

Are you sure you want to do that? I did. It was bad. lol

Yeah, why not. 2 weeks ago I sparred 6 roounds. 2 with a MMA fighter, 2 with a Kick boxer and 2 with a"tuff guy"

 

I think it's a joke. Pretty sure he's just fucking with us. Why else would he keep backing down? I don't think this "super fast" GTP in question even exists

 

Yeah, but if it's fake why pick a GTP!? I have one and even at it's fastest I never shit talked like it was an 8 second car. If it's worth half a fuck then it only runs MAYBE mid 11's.

Sounds like how Greg starts sucking peckers. Get really drunk, really fast then dicks just start getting shoved in his mouth and he's too drunk to remember it's really gay.

 

Ah, NASCAR.

 

By saying this, you admit to have sucked my wanger, and are hereby declared the gayest member of the thread.

 

You look so cute in that blonde wig...

 

:funny: :funny: http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bowdown.gif

i put slicks on the back of my civic

 

I have slicks in the back of my GTP... pics coming soon.

know your role...

 

I was just thinking abou this thread... good job mang, 20 lbs is when they say you can start to see a difference. I got as low as 193 but I'm starting to go back up now that I have incorperated a little weight lifting to my work outs. the good thing is I was at 17% body fat and I'm down to 15%. Goal now is about 185-190 lbs and 8-10% body fat. Keep it up!