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gen3flygirl

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  1. Friend of mine works at the one in Kentucky. I keep getting to try and transfer to the one up here.
  2. Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed. Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill dough. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on. Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration
  3. need Mrs. Flatfish engraved on your pocket pussy ?
  4. She probably doesn't have a chance of winning but it still looks good to sponsers if she gets alot of votes.
  5. I'm pretty sure I was still drunk when I woke up at 11 today. Great show and good seeing some of the summer bike night people along with a few new people.
  6. I usually don't send cards but I can make an exception this time.
  7. I wish I had the life of that tree shrew
  8. she is very lucky, but has also worked very hard to get where she is. Graduated from the University of Texas with a degree in mechanical engineering while racing every weekend. Not sure of the speed. I know she has been put into a few walls before. Last time I saw her she had at least 3 tattoos. Out of respect I will keep the pics to full clothing.
  9. One of my good friends from high school is a female indy type race car driver. She needs some votes for the 2010 UARA (United Auto Racing Association) most popular driver of the year. Click this link http://www.uara-stars.com/ Her name is Julia Dawson, second one from the bottom. You can vote once per day per computer. before you guys even ask here are a few pics of her Picture of her car
  10. that bitch skinned R2D2 and is now wearing him
  11. If my roommate didn't have a dog I would be all overthis. I use to Foster Dobermans and my parents tended up keeping one. I hate people who don't know how to care for their pets.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhucVsq9CE
  13. found on another web site So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’ So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’ My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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