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gen3flygirl

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  1. amusing joke.... The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust. 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
  2. yep! I use to be an officer in the buckeye scuba club. I have alot of my gear but its been a while since i have done any dives.
  3. I am just going to leave this one alone
  4. just do what I did, go in to look at both the 500 and the 870, figure out you can't make up your mind and buy both
  5. it was well over a year ago, I don't feel so bad. Christmas is right around the corner, i figured you guys could use a little help .
  6. Russian saiga-12 , because nothing says you're going to die like a shot gun with a clip http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga-12
  7. wtf?!? you bought another bike? Give me one to ride!
  8. I have a few words.... 1. objects in video my appear larger than in real life 2. WTF does the white trash looking guy have an arm like the one from district 9 3. the chick needs to be cunt punched 4. drugs are bad, Mmmmk
  9. I probably should not post this seeing as how I am a women but it was to damn funny not to share..... http://www.vimeo.com/8115755
  10. I am a little delayed with this but I did end up getting the map I requested. It is going in my truck for those Oh fuck moments
  11. basically 4chan makes ohioriders look like a preschool
  12. I love stories like this http://www.maniacworld.com/taming-a-nazi-sniper-with-a-trumpet.html
  13. this is kind of cool, I wanted to go to the zoo today anyways
  14. bahahhaa.... http://www.takefreetime.com/2010/06/evil-little-guy-chat.html
  15. masturbate with the other arm?
  16. does the anti zombie squad also deal with threads brought back from the dead?!?!?!?
  17. So much win in some of these pics.... http://www.digitalbusstop.com/do-it-yourself-doodler/
  18. No, we went to the crew game and then a soccer bar after. We were trying to hook his friend up with the cougar.... that didn't work so well.
  19. I am pretty sure it make the guy I was on a date with happy to
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