You're ass might be slow, but you aren't. Look forward to lots of ass-dragging I guess?
And yeah, 2016 has been kinda shitty. Had a good time hanging out/riding with the folks on this forum but beyond that it was pretty much non-stop work sprinkled with a nearly dead dad a few times (congestive heart failure + a number of strokes). He came back to life each time though so that's good, the last one was a little dicey. Sadly it's not something that can be cured as his lower left ventricle is functioning at about 10-15% which causes blood to get "stuck" in something like an eddy causing it to coagulate, form tiny clots and then go to the lungs/brain to do bad things.
Here's hoping 2017 will be a good recovery year for everyone, for whatever 2016 put you through.