Nice... Not so nice the first time Walther puts his cheek on there. You know that is going to sit in the back of his mind... Shoulda put a piece of tape on it that said my balls here.
I can only assume you are speaking of the gun, but your man did damage his hand working on something out of trust and love for his woman so I would expect we are not talking about the gun...
That pile of bacon, would most likely get you to the promised land pretty quick or at least help you along... Here I was thinking hot naked chicks polishing my bike.