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Helmutt

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  1. Sucks to hear. But honestly, probably better it was you than a learning rider. You know what went wrong and will get back in the saddle asap, a new rider may have been scared out of a new lust in life. Heal up and get back out there!
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    Wifes new 300R

    She loves it so far. Plan on a full system and tune, plus she has some decoration ideas
  3. Or the midget taint lapper?
  4. Cool, hit me up on what time......and sorry, have to pass on the gf & pups - I gave up pimpin' and selling children
  5. That's ok, still a good deal for the dad-in-laws build - I'll take it
  6. $20 for all 3? Bring 'em with the boots, I'll take 'em!
  7. I know your pain. Last fall's SEO ride was a little over 400 miles from our house, out all day, and back again. Myself, my wife ( snot ), Gunner, Rollnhot, TheBrown, hahafzr, and some others all probably had saddle sores the next day Glad I've got a trailer for more options
  8. This is the largest intro thread tapestry of BS I've seen yet from a non-boob-n-vag owner. Typically the female intros get sticky floors from all the scrotum dragging, but this place smells like a freakin' manure wagon Wow....sort of epic in a sad, crying over nothing kind of way
  9. I've been going to Mike's Bike's in N.Hampton for 10 years now. He's a one-man-operation in his own garage, has to do everything on his own so sometimes he's in/out so keep calling now and then. He will take care of your mounting/balancing @ $20 a wheel if you carry in off the bike, he'll drop whatever he is doing and fix you up quick. He static balances, and I've never had a single issue with any of mine.
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    Hello

    Welcome to OhioRiders, any good places to ride up your way?
  11. Damn we're out on this one then......have fun folks!
  12. One would think these guys would have splinters all up in their junk. Really? A tree fetish?
  13. I'm no ornithologist but I dont see any red on his belly, so wouldn't that make it a red-headed woodpecker? Nice shots though, good highspeed!
  14. No, but I'll be home soon to make her answer for these indiscretions
  15. Ok, you can be the discolored flakey wart then
  16. Ftfy it does help but its no cure So.....we're warts now?
  17. Has anyone ridden Hocking Valley lately and have any decent routes to throw in, might help get the ball rolling. I know there's a huge parking lot on the north side of Lake Logan across the street from the beach, but bathrooms/vending dont appear near it.....but the lot could easily hold hundreds of bikes
  18. I've no clue as to where anyone/everyone will be hanging out before or after the ride.....Doc must be busy planning, or busy at work. But we're about 4 short weeks away from liftoff so an effective itinerary needs to be in place soon!
  19. not many women are secure enough to believe in this, so props to you! I married, I get that there's fringe benefits along with that but I did it for the right reasons.....she completes me
  20. Well thats probably why his scrawny little chicken leg snapped in half, bastard needs to drop the bottle and get some calcium in his system
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