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Helmutt

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  1. Probably wasnt a bad idea last night, but how does today feel? Happy belated BDay
  2. Other than costing a bunch to ride and that it would seemingly break drive belts religiously ( pending how fat the owners fist is ) There's not much point to it aside from its ability to stomp BossHoss's and to compensate its owners lack of genetalia.
  3. Hilarious when laws of physics doesn't compute
  4. You can web search the party online if you know what to look for and theres shots of last years party up, this years will surely follow soon
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    Too much fun!!!

    Top airspeed is what, 50? 60? Still be a cool little bird to have tucked away in the garage
  6. I've had close calls with birds too, but never struck one. Had a grasshopper strike my helmet when I was bookin' down a backroad, it laid my head back a little. Worst ever for me was getting hit in the face shield by a foot square chunk of plywood that was kicked up by the car in front of me on the interstate last year.....luckily it didn't bust through to my face or I'd be even uglier
  7. Our habaneros went through the summer drought and she didnt water them towards the end, how much water they get does play its part because these little bastards will rock your guts n anus
  8. Nice face paint, did you paint it on in the mirror or was this someone else's work?
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    drunk in helmet

    Where's the drinking straw? And what if you've had too many and need to puke? Cure for both, MODULAR!
  10. Good to hear you guys got it sorted out. Clogged injectors can be cured by adding Wynn's Powercharge to the fuel - this stuff is amazing! Nothing compares whether you race or just ride... http://www.brocksperformance.com/Wynns-Power-Charge-+I771175+C80.aspx
  11. Doh! He's riding like a clown! Somebody will seize his bike!!
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    Schoolgirl fun

    "To be fair, nobody wears the helmet! So leave it in the basket bitch!"
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    Squid

    Hmmm, wonder if the bike repairs cost more or less than the skingrafts?
  14. Who would pay to pound a virgin? Non-experienced, bleeding, squirming, crying, guilt trip is all that is
  15. Just start slowly with the front brake lever in hand, then once the bike begins to descend the hill be sure to ride the brake all the way to the bottom. Biggest problem would be big stones knocking the front tire around a bit so just go as slowly as you can in case there's trouble with that. You CAN use the rear brake in light moderation so long as you dont lock it up, and I'd wouldn't ride the clutch down with a dead engine as it could lock the rear wheel as well. Be safe!
  16. Helmutt

    Too much fun!!!

    Awesome, looks like a good time! Fun, cheap little air machines. Is it yours?
  17. My wife grows habaneros and they are plenty hot enough for me. Just dont cut them up then go piss........ooowwww!
  18. There are helmet specific options for anti-fog, RainX apparently isn't one of them? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d&biw=615&bih=369&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=motorcycle+helmet+anti+fog+spray&oq=motorcycle+helmet+anti+fog+spray&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0i24.53022.54290.0.55420.6.6.0.0.0.0.139.728.1j5.6.0.cqrwrth..0.0...1.1.pKUL7-uyNxo&mvs=0#p=0
  19. I refuse to be a part of FB. Redundant process really since my friends/family have my number to email or text or call me if there's something I'm needed for. Had a MySpace years ago when it started up but that lasted about 3 months, just not for me at all. I wish they all would crash and burn for good. Everyone should take out their Twitters and fuck MySpace right in the Facebook
  20. Nice find, thanx fizz! If I win, I'll need weapons to fit them though
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    Slidin the Duke

    Sweet shot, looks like you're braking so hard you've shortened the wheelbase another foot!
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    Volvo rig

    Woooo! THERE'S a pile of money sittin on 10 wheels. Nice mobile race camp!
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    Graves

    That rear rotor looks featherlight!
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