Gixxus Christ!

I remember back when there was such a thing as credibility, and the history channel was about things that actually happened.

Very detailed. I've done a few without the aid of a press or rivet tool....never bothered to measure anything either..

Pwned

Mutt you keep your pecker wreckers away from my meat, and don't forget to wiggle-dunk these purple bulldog cheeks!

Teeth can be removed.

Have you ever heard of percussive discipline? You will suck when instructed to do so. Tears make the best lube.

I've never maxed out any of my bikes. The tl would have done 160....I was done at 135. Had the bandit up to 140 a few times and still had a gear left. Once I get it sorted out I'm sure the honda will do the ton.

Smiddicks. I drank jack and water tonight along side some left hand nitro milk stout. Got the job done. Eagle rare or woodford reserve are great bourbons. The makers 46 is also really good if you like a very woody bourbon. beam devils cut is also surprisingly tasty, but very woody....I would say it's a scotch drinker's bourbon...worth trying. I'm drunk and going to bed. That is all.

If you can suck start a diesel motorcycle I'll gay marry you.

Oops...did not see this had already been posted

I vote for a shakedown ride, see if anything breaks or falls off. And some anal.

Picked up a fifth of titos today, damn fine vodka!

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/08/bacon-powered-motorcycle.html you are welcome.

I'd post some pics but I'm lazy. Plenty of good looking young women there willing to show tits for beads...or free. Also some completely naked chicks...Also public sex acts. The big thing there is to get a landscaping trailer, put on stripper poles, lights and a sound system and tow it around the fairgrounds...titty town is a section of the place that's just insane...nonstop party 24 7...it's not where you wanna camp tho. The rodeo is fun to watch and you can enter in the barstool races which is also pretty sweet. Bands play every night, there's a midway area with lots of different food, beer vendors etc... The crowd is mostly pirates, I'd say 90% harley crowd. Also lots of people with $250,000 RV's. Expect to be awoken by someone doing a burnout on an open pipe harley about 50 times per night/morning. All in all its a hell of an experience. Everyone is pretty chill, it's a good natured crowd and really a lot of fun. They have free hot showers too. Bring lots of sunscreen, alcohol, meat, pain killers and condoms.

Love my bell star carbon, but I don't ride track. The bell vortex is a good lid, has almost as good of venting as star, decent pads but is a bit heavy and kinda loud...I still wore mine for 2 seasons and still keep it as a backup. They can be had for around $200 I think.

I was there in 08. Killer party, lots of gorgeous naked women walking around titty town....and lots of hideous ones too....my liver can't handle that kind of shit anymore.

2923.15 Using weapons while intoxicated. (A) No person, while under the influence of alcohol or any drug of abuse, shall carry or use any firearm or dangerous ordnance. (B) Whoever violates this section is guilty of using weapons while intoxicated, a misdemeanor of the first degree. Effective Date: 01-01-1974

*rot gut

Lmao...glock, not glove. My phone didn't know glock and so it autocorrected it to glove.

If they take Iran or pakistan they could conceivably become a nuclear power within a few years.

FTFY

Just finished it. These people need to be made dead.

Weapon under disability can only be applied instantly if you are arrested for a felony or violent misdemeanor that would cause you to lose your firearm rights.

Yeah, if wind force overcame the clutch it would do it before 140, then he'd go to redline without accelerating any more....anyone would notice that.

If it was an older revolver, the kind where the hammer actually is the firing pin then I guess I could see it going off from impact...I've seen a glove get dragged behind a truck on a rocky dirt road for 2 miles and not discharge.