Are you sure this is where you want to plant your flag, bucko? You pretentious fuck. I shouldn't have to describe to you the difference between a cigarette and a screwdriver and how those distinct differences allow one to penetrate human flesh but not the other. I've come in contact with tens of thousands of cigarettes in my 22 years as a smoker and never once in that time did I manage even a paper cut. Superficial burns were the result of my most hazardous and harrowing experiences with smoldering tobacco products. While I'm sure plenty of people have been maliciously injured and killed with screwdrivers and other hand tools I challenge you to find me one case of homicide by Marlboro. You described the lit cigarette as a deadly weapon, the burdon of proof is on you. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.