Gixxus Christ!

Welcome to the rust belt. I can only assume you're mentally retarded as you not only moved to ohio, but you moved here from a state that has legal marijuana. Not that I smoke the stuff anymore, that shit is against the law!

Lab sharpei we think.

My wife and I are fostering this sweet sweet dog. She was found living in a junk yard with a broken leg. Paw crazy pet rescue picked her up, got her leg fixed and spayed her. She's 10 months old and a total sweetheart. Very affectionate. She gets along with our puppy ruger just fine, they play constantly. She's also good with kids and cats. Because she was on the street for so long shes a little on the scrawny side but she's a good eater and is packing on the pounds. Of you're intersted pm me and we can set something up. Adoption must take place through the rescue and they have their own associated fees as a result.

Shit. Wish I had seen this sooner.

Fucking moccasins. He's super concerned with rider safety.

Aren't you the same guy that was urging me to buy an fz1 3 years ago so we could make an fz1 human centipede?

True. The injuries don't bother me, it's minor shit. Having to find a new left side fairing bothers me. A lot.

Is daddy interested in multiple firearms?

Looks fine.

Stick to trying to convince your wife to swallow.

Ouch.

Good to hear. June sucked ass in stark co too.

Oh I know. The power to weight ratio of a miata isn't enough to keep my attention anyway.

Maybe....

Nope, stripped it down to the pan. Gonna try my hand at fiberglassing a cafe tail on it.

Ah grave digging.... Bike is nearly complete. Got seat back from upholsterer today....not thrilled but for what I payed I can't bitch. Tank and side covers are being painted, should be done soon. Went with a black base coat and a titanium pewter pearl mid coat which results in a deep gunmetal with lots of pearl and metal flake effects. Ordered new black bullet blinkers with finned covers, a bikini fairing for the headlight, some tec adjustable remote reservoir shocks, rebuilt the forks and stiffened them up a bit and improved the damping. Got the custom gauge completely sorted out, brought the fuse box and charging system into the 21st century, drag bars, new master cyl, started blacking out all the chrome with plasti dip. Will shitcan the rear fender and replace with a fiberglass bobbed unit from carpy's cafe. Few weeks and it Will be on the road.

This makes 4 that happened within a mile of my house. Hit from behind by another bike Hit from behind by a car Had a car roll a stop sign in front of me And now this. Maybe I should move.

Spoiler alert: I'm the Dipshit. Got a text from gsxkat1100 asking if I was done with his soldering iron. He lives 6 blocks from me. Decided to just grab my helmet, put his iron in my tank bag and ride down there in my work uniform. New back tire. Gravel on black top. Shifted through neutral into first and dumped the clutch while braking (thinking I was in neutral) right in front of his house with him watching from his porch. Back tire locked up at about the same time the front end bottomed out. Went down hard at maybe 7 mph. Took some road rash to my left palm, forearm and knee. Bike for the worst of it. Left fairing is fucked as are both mirrors. Don't be a Dipshit. This is seriously one of 3 times I haven't rode atgatt. Figured '6 blocks, 25 mph, wtf?' My injuries are minor but they wouldn't even exist if I had been wearing my gear.

4 hours to do fork seals? I did the ones on my Honda in an hour and I had to drive the legs down out of the clamps with rebar. 40 years worth of rust.

Will be at mid Ohio for the vintage series

That's about what I'd do em for.

Nothing? OBO

Western reserve motorcycle club has a flat track out in Salem. Not sure what youd have to do to get on it. Google them.

I think it was Voltaire who said it best when he said "fuck the police".

Phone is less than 2 years old. Has been in a case with screen protector since day 1. Almost zero wear on this thing. Thought I would use it for stuff after I got my upgrade phone but it's just sat there. 32 gb internal storage, battery still holds a charge all day. $300 obo